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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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04 Apr 2026
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Hyunjin is tall and can climb all the way to the highest part of the jungle gym, even when they’re not allowed to. And when those awful older kids come to pick on Jisung, Hyunjin always jumps in between to protect him.
All Jisung knows is that Hyunjin is the coolest person he’s ever met.
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In which 2000 line are childhood friends, but things drastically change as they grow up.
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19 Feb 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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07 Dec 2025
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Minho’s gaze lingers long enough to make Jisung lightheaded. “I’ll beat you next time.”
“Pick the game,” Jisung shoots back because his pride doesn’t know when to quit.
“Oh, I’ve got a few in mind.” Minho’s thumb traces the rim of his cup, smile flickering. “Hope you can keep up.”
Something tightens low in Jisung’s stomach, hot and dangerous. He hates how much he wants to pick another fight—or start something worse—just to keep Minho here, looking at him like that.
OR, the one where Jisung calls it rivalry, but everyone else calls it foreplay.
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Bookmarked by Lord_fartward
17 Nov 2025
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"Are you still nervous?" Minho asks, retaining that addictive nonchalance to his voice.
Jisung releases a pathetic little laugh between his gritting teeth. “Yeah,” he breathes out. “Just a little bit.”
"Let me smoke you out, then."
Jisung makes the mistake of letting his curious gaze wander, allowing a mesmerized "How?" to escape him. He's done the moment their eyes meet, because then Minho's taking Jisung's jaw in his hand while the other holds what's left of his blunt, dark eyes trailing down to the lips he wants to coax apart.
"Open for me."
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Shotgunning: the practice of inhaling smoke and then exhaling it into another individual's mouth.
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Bookmarked by Lord_fartward
27 Oct 2025