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    “What do you want from me, Nedzu?”

    “I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san.”

    ‘Hm? What?’

    “Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time.”

    ‘This fucker.’

     

    Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.

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    13 Jun 2025

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    hey bestie its me again, ya girl. anyways keep up the great work and if you ever decide you want a beta reader... hit me up im very easy to find <3

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    He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
    Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.

    (One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)

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    19 Feb 2025

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    The Fontaine siblings find themselves in another world after a failed trick involving Lynette's disappearance.

    Now they'll have to work for their money once more. When magic tricks aren't enough and the only thing they have is their training... Will they choose to work for the highest bidder? Or the one with the moral ground?

    Updates will depend.

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    19 Sep 2024

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    ty for the wondrous food. i will be eating good whenever you update :D

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    Cale Henituse has done it. After three years—ones of battle, planning, and beating the White Radish into oblivion—Cale has achieved his slacker-life. Now, his days only consist of lounging around, eating, and playing with the children. He couldn’t ask for anything more.

    "My Child… I must ask you for one more request."

    Cale just had to go and jinx it didn’t he!

    “And since when did I become your child?! You stupid God of Death!”

     

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    Our favorite red-haired “slacker” joins the world of Harry Potter to protect Hogwarts, adopt some kids, and beat the living daylights out of a no-nose, Dark Lord. Watch out Mr. Long-Name-Who-Apparently-Must-Not-Be-Named! You are the only thing standing in the way of an overworked, ex-commander’s “slacker-life!”

    (UPDATE FROM AUTHOR! Thank you all for your patience and support. Unfortunately, my schedule has not allowed for me to work on this fic. I have also been considering rewriting it because I have kinda realized that I have written myself into a corner with a few parts... I do not yet know when the next update will release, but I wanted to keep y'all in the know!)

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    06 Feb 2024

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    please for the love of all things chaos update. my bored ass cant take this cliffhanger anymore