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    Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.

    Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.

    But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.

    They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year.

    There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice.

    10 Lessons. 10 Favors. No boundaries.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”

    Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.

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    Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    What if it was only Hermione who was captured by snatchers? What if Greyback was the one to torment her instead of Bellatrix? What if she chanced a way to save herself because nobody else would? Nobody, really?

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    Or the one where Draco sacrifices a part of himself to free Hermione and she is hellbent on showing him her gratitude (to his annoyance).

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    14 May 2026

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    They've survived the war by the skin of their teeth. But now the emergence of new magical designations threatens to turn everything on its head again. Lines will be crossed, old loyalties tested, and Hermione suddenly can't stop staring at Draco Malfoy, for goodness sake.

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    12 May 2026