JamesPotterDidntStrutHePranced



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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Romione AU (with a touch of Hinny); Summer before 6th year. When Hermione's parents are being honored at a Dental Gala, Hermione finds herself in need of a shopping buddy, as well as a date for the event. Who better to turn to than her favorite Weasleys? An AU of how Ron and Hermione could have gotten together well earlier than canon. Rated M for later chapters

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    13 Jul 2024

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    The door creaks open and Lily and Marlene come walking in.

    “…I’m going to strangle him, Marls!”

    “Oh,” Mary says unconcerned about the proclamation of murder, “Lily’s just talking about Potter. She says this every other day but never follows through. Just some light hexing.”

    “Alright.” Lisa says, acting breezy because who is she to judge why a witch hexes a wizard. “That’s cool.”

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    An American witch in transfers to Hogwarts in the Marauders’ Era. What could go wrong?

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    15 Oct 2024

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    Hermione Jean Granger Malfoy has been missing for almost four years. She vanished, leaving her friends and husband, Draco, with no trails to follow. When news reaches Harry about a witch arrested for the murder of nine muggles in NYC, he cannot believe it’s Hermione who’s committed the crime. Traveling to the States to collect his long-lost best friend, he learns she is not the same person as before. She's been obliviated. She remembers nothing of magic, the war she won, nor the husband she left behind. Trapped by her circumstances, she became an exotic dancer and sex worker to save enough money to return to England and rediscover her identity. Now back into the world of magic, Hermione readapts herself to a life at Malfoy Manor as Draco prepares his candidacy for Minister for Magic. Torn between being the only person she’s ever known and living up to the Golden Girl’s exemplary reputation, Hermione searches for the truth behind her disappearance as she acclimates to magic. In the process, she risks her own happiness as she tries to reconnect with her surly and insufferably cynical husband—who hates her and the promiscuous life she led in New York but is also severely determined to never let her out of his sights again.

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    15 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    James' love for Lily, Lily's love for squid, sweet bickering between Sirius and Marlene, Peter's betrayal, Severus' regret, heroes whose names are only mentioned once and never are, more precisely legends.

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    17 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    James Potter is ready to abandon his intimidating reputation—and finally move on from his insane infatuation with that persnickety, ginger prig. Lily Evans is not the same person she was before the summer holiday and is willing to set her differences aside regarding that snobbish, buggering toadstool in order to please her new best friend. Sirius Black broke an oath, repeatedly, and will stop at nothing to keep the other Marauders & his ex-lover from learning the truth. Marlene McKinnon, god dammit, is reinventing herself as someone entirely separate from her childhood best friend, James Potter, and the mystery bloke that broke her heart. Remus Lupin is an unforgivable monster who doesn’t deserve to be loved. Emmeline Fitzgerald has been in love with Remus Lupin since the fourth year. Peter Pettigrew is accustomed to hiding his true self from his closest friends. And Mary Macdonald does not know her true self outside of gossip, drama, and a toxic relationship. Beginning at the start of sixth year and told from multiple POVs, Secrets May As Well Be Lies is a melodramatic, mostly-canon, and comedic tale of how the Potters fell in love—and the inevitable, tumultuous downfall of those they love most.

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    25 Jul 2024