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  1. Public Bookmark 3

    Unexplainable by

    Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

    20 Jun 2020

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    Ashton just wants a good night’s rest before he has a show to put on the next day and repeat this process again and again. But apparently this cycle is too boring for the universe, so it decides to make Ashton’s already very complicated life, even more complicated by making him wake up the next day in his best friend’s body instead of his own (how the fuck is that even possible?)

    The problem is, that isn’t even the only problem. The other problem is that Ashton’s completely oblivious to his best friend’s feelings towards him – so this bodyswap makes Calum lose his god damn mind when he has to face Ashton’s dick every single day (the universe just wants to torture him, he decides).

    Worst of all, Ashton realizes that Calum has a very high sex drive and since he’s really not that experienced in the gay sex department. So he asks Calum to help him, which only drives Calum even more nuts. But hey, friends with benefits always end great (not).

    The fact that Michael and Luke know too much is another problem.

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    11 Mar 2020

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    no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin by

    Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

    22 Jan 2020

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    [REPUBLISHED DUE TO TECHNICAL ERROR, you should still read it tho]

    offer me that deathless death; good god, let me give you my life.

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    03 Mar 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 62

    The Most Dangerous Game To Play by

    Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

    20 May 2015

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    So it was really no surprise when Luke’s mind drifted to the memory of Michael onstage earlier that night at the concert while he jerked himself off.

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    02 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 70

    hypothesis by

    Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

    08 Jun 2016

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    “Yeah,” Michael nods, looking very sure. “Just need someone who knows what he’s doing to show you the way forward.” He leans in closer to Luke, just so Luke can feel his breath against his face. Luke’s eyes settle on his lips, wet from his drink, and curved into a small smile. “Know what I mean?”

    or, luke is frustrated and michael is willing to assist

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    21 Feb 2020

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    I thought I had you in the palm of my hand that night by for lourrygum

    Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

    15 Sep 2015

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    Michael decides that tonight is boxers only night and Luke is too turned on

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    12 Feb 2020