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When universal translators exist and are everywhere, why the heck would one speak their second or third language?
In which everyone speaks more than one language and Lance and Keith argue about telenovelas.
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12 Jul 2026
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Keith has the Sight and it's his best kept secret. Barely anyone can actually see their soulmate strings these days, which makes Sighted individuals a source of both jealousy and hatred. And Lance? He doesn't even think soulmates are real. (Canon red string of fate au!)
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11 Jul 2026
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“Why do we have to date?” Atsushi blurted.
“Because apparently the only way Dazai could get us into the banquet was submitting a couple. The ability user is in Yokohama and we don’t know his exact identity or appearance. If we aren’t believable, he’ll know something is off. Both of us are fairly recognizable for who we are, or at least I am. There has to be another reason for us to be there.”
[Akutagawa and Atsushi are tasked with a joint Armed Detective Agency-Port Mafia mission in which they have to fake date. Dazai says so.]
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09 Jul 2026
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Keith is bitten by a love bug, except he and Lance are already dating (secretly). Now he has to pretend to be in love with Lance and keep his teammates from finding out that they're already dating in the first place.
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Bookmarked by GayBitchWithSocks
08 Jul 2026
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“Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.
And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.
That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.
Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.
Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.
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07 Jul 2026