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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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19 Jun 2026
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Put Out The Fire by Aleakim
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2021
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Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.
Absolutely everyone.
Well, apart from Crowley, that is.
And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.
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11 Jun 2026
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Now that everything's out in the open, Robert and Flambae are navigating the upsides and downsides together pretty well. Amidst the pressures of HR paperwork and the passion they have for each other, they both agree that it's a good time to *switch* things up a little in their dynamic.
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- Part 3 of firestorm | the flambert files
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28 Feb 2026
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Robert was shocked that anyone actually bid on him durning an SDN hosted bachelor auction. He had only agreed to it because the money was for charity. Yet someone did decide he was worth the money and now he had a blind date. What could possibly go wrong?
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14 Jan 2026
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Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.
Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.
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14 Jan 2026