DanceBoheme
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Red Mist by DanceBoheme for TrueheartZen, lame_perrier
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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“Commander… I believe your current state of dress is… detrimental… to what must logically follow.”
A harsh laugh escaped Smith. “Yeah? You’re a fucking genius, aren’t you?” But his hands were already moving, clumsy and rushed, tearing at his own buckles and fastenings. Fabric gave way under their combined, impatient efforts—a chaotic, graceless symphony of rustling cloth, hissed curses, and the sharp snick of a strap breaking.
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Commander Smith and Arbiter Tristan Rao have nothing in common: one is a pragmatic opportunist, the other a pillar of doctrine. Forced together after a contamination due to red spores, they find a brutal, chemical solution to a shared problem. The aftermath, however, is infinitely more awkward than the act.
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Amorous Arbiter by DanceBoheme
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds (Video Game), The Outer Worlds 2
01 Jan 2026
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It had been an affront to the gloriousness of the Protectorate way of life, and specifically to those who gave their lives to serve the Sovereign. It was a besmirching of the dignified office of the Arbiter. He had identified the contaminant, isolated it, and initiated its definitive, thermal disposal. The matter was closed. Expediently.
So now, a new and more perplexing variable presented itself: why was the Commander (his paramour of sorts, though he privately loathed the frivolous sound of the word) standing in the precise geometric centre of his tiny quarters? And why was she holding the offending material, which by all laws of physics and justice should now be a faint memory? More critically, why did her face possess the unique hue and tense rigidity of someone who might, at any moment, achieve spontaneous combustion purely through the power of profound embarrassment?
(Or, Tristan has a new romance serial in his collection, but is too dense to figure out who the stars of it are meant to be…)
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The Hammer of the Protectorate (And Source of The Incognito’s Amusement) by DanceBoheme
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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Tristan is finding himself the butt of the joke increasingly amongst the crew of the Incognito, but he’s not entirely sure why…
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Anomalous Behaviour by DanceBoheme
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds (Video Game), The Outer Worlds 2, The Outer Worlds 2 (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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"Ten years in a cryo-pod, and she fell in love with the most unsuitable man in the galaxy. Who didn't even notice her as a woman."
Arbiter Tristan Rao is order, law, and judgment incarnate. The Commander is chaos, pragmatism, and survival. He is her tank, her critic, and the source of a furious, secret yearning that she buries deep. He is also, completely and utterly oblivious to the torturous effect he has on her.
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Of Dogs and Dellamortes by DanceBoheme
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Comics)
13 Nov 2025
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Viago just never expected his newest greatest enemy to be a wheezing bulldog.
A simple dinner party at the illustrious Dellamorte Estate turns into a frantic comedy of errors when the dog everyone loves decides to take a nap so profound, Viago is left holding the bag, and potentially the blame, for future events.
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Viago & His Hatred for the Canine Species by DanceBoheme
Fandom Dragon Age (Comics), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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The Lab That Shouted Incoherently And Often by TrueheartZen for DanceBoheme, lame_perrier
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds 2 (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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The scientist, of course, had learned nothing, directing Shepherd to synthesize a formula within a few moments of looking at the data.
“Are you sure your calculations are correct?” They asked, standing at the synthesizer and looking over the numbers. Medicine wasn’t their area of expertise, save for detailed knowledge on nutrition macros that made even fellow fitness nerd Tristan cringe when they got on the topic.Auntie's Choice's poor lab safety guidelines strike again, leaving Tristan and the commander in a very hot and heavy crossfire.
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Avail Yourself of Eden's Bounty! by lame_perrier for TrueheartZen, DanceBoheme
Fandoms: The Outer Worlds 2 (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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The ‘Red Spores’, as they called them- typical Auntie’s Choice behaviour, not even assigning the void damned things a proper taxonomic designation- were a scientific curiosity.
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Two years have passed since the discovery of the treasure of Victoria Cassandra de Victoire, and Sam Drake once again finds himself in need of assistance from a certain former Masters student. But as he is finding out, much has changed in that period for the both of them....and not all of it might be as anticipated.
[Sam Drake x Reader, significant age difference]
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- Part 2 of The Further Adventures of Samuel Drake
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04 Nov 2016