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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    "But, Syoma," Ilya said, his brows pulling together in pure confusion. "A house? If I wanted to cheat on you—which I don't, I am obsessed with you—why would I buy a five-bedroom house in Ottawa to do it? Who buys a whole house to cheat?"

    When Shane finds a massive withdrawal in their bank account and a listing for a five-bedroom house in another city, he naturally assumes the worst. He spends weeks spiraling, waiting for Ilya to confess, until the pressure finally snaps over a stupid fight about almond milk.

    Ilya, meanwhile, absolutely refuses to let his boyfriend go to work angry. Even if it means storming the Montreal Voyageurs' locker room, dragging his captain away, and causing an NHL-wide PR crisis to prove how much he loves him.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Why do I taste blood in your mouth, solnyshko?”

    “I told you, my ex said it’s annoying when I’m too loud during sex. I guess it’s a habit. I bite my tongue sometimes so you won’t have to hear me that much.”

    “And I told you, I need you to give me the name of this ex so I can kill him with my bare hands. Is very serious matter.”

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “I was thinking… Would you like to dance? With me?” The man offered his hand as if there was even the slightest possibility that Shane would agree.

    He had a fucking husband – couldn’t he see it? It was always so obvious, with Ilya glaring at everyone who even dared to touch Shane and showing off not only his ring but also Shane, as if he was his most precious possession. They belonged together and it was ridiculous for anyone to have a nerve to even ask for a dance. It was only a matter of time before Ilya made his life a living hell, claming Shane in every way possible and maybe more, and then–

    Except the man was still looking at him, expextantly, and Ilya wasn’t doing any of the things he should.

     

     

    Or: Taking Wyatt's advice, Ilya tries to stop being 'too much' for his husband. For Shane, it is an obvious sign of upcomming divorce

    (Or: 5 times that Ilya thought he was doing good by distancing himself from his husband and one time Shane proved him wrong)

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