Cannibal_Walleye
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (3)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (3)
- Empires SMP (2)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Gravity Falls (1)
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Spaghetti Bill fucks Ford in the Fearamid throne room. Doesn't get much simpler than that.
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Hermit A Day May 2025, Lils Style! by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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A page of Skizz's journal from when he is introduced to the Hermits, starting May 1 and posting every day till we're done!
Set a few weeks after the events of I've Just Seen A Face, but won't be spoilery. In fact, this will be a great way to get used to the world!
Series
- Part 3 of Lils Universe
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There Ain't Nothing Please Me More Than You by Cannibal_Walleye
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2025
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After pining after one another for years, Impulse has finally asked Skizz out on a date. Problem is, they're both super busy, so it's either a 1-hour date, or no first date for the next month. Needless to say, Impulse is stressed about things going perfectly, Skizz notices, and they kiss. Short and sweet!
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Eclipse by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Feb 2025
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A new moon rises over Hermitcraft, and with it, a new friend(?)
Introduction to a larger series
Series
- Part 1 of Lils Universe
Recent series
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Lils Universe by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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Works inspired by the Tamacrafter designs made by Hybbatt on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/hybbart/tagged/tamacrafters%20au
- Words:
- 2,553
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 14
Recent bookmarks
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Staring at the Stars by masterfail
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Nice Guys (2016), The Gray Man (2022), The Gray Man Series - Mark Greaney
08 Jul 2026
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Simon is the new history teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle and he likes his job. A lot. It's fun teaching the kids and it's nice being able to adapt to civilian life. The only hiccup is the science teacher next door.
Ryland is excited to befriend the new history teacher, but for some reason he can't seem to have a normal conversation with him. Like ever.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,301
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Comments:
- 1,231
- Kudos:
- 1,428
- Bookmarks:
- 227
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- 21,969
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
09 Jul 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,811
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 2,524
- Kudos:
- 6,346
- Bookmarks:
- 1,735
- Hits:
- 92,273
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
04 Jul 2026
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,772
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 654
- Kudos:
- 6,754
- Bookmarks:
- 1,640
- Hits:
- 62,553
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
04 Jul 2026
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XOXO by hertzbenign for Sharpy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jul 2026
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Grace knows he's not imagining it.
There's a hand underneath the table, trailing up his skirt, and fingering at the crease of his thigh.
He bites his lip and doesn't stop it.
Instead, he just spreads his legs further.
"Well," Rocky says from beside him. "Should we start the meeting now?"
His knuckles brush up against Grace's aching cunt.
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There's an itch inside Grace.
Luckily, guess who can reach deep enough to scratch it?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,929
- Chapters:
- 4/50
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 1,262
- Bookmarks:
- 230
- Hits:
- 16,062
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
02 Jul 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,677
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
- 2,201
- Kudos:
- 4,389
- Bookmarks:
- 1,044
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- 74,108
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
28 Jun 2026