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    It starts in a field

    When twenty people wake up in the middle of nowhere, with no recollection of how they got there, they are understandably confused. However, when it's revealed that a seemingly senile old man kidnapped them to participate in a summer camp, they are even more so.

    But something lies beyond the surface. There's a secret beneath the campsite, a rift through time and space, and the campers must figure it out

    whether they like it or not.

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    Etho wasn't in love.

    It really wasn't, not at all. This wasn't a denial thing or a guilty secret, everyone knew it. Etho wasn't in love because Etho didn't feel love.

    OR

    Three times Etho showed affection to its partners and a million times they returned it.

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    Season 9 should have been a new start for the hermits after the sudden and chaotic end of Season 8. Instead, they are left stranded far from spawn with no way to contact one another. Somehow, they'll have to find a way to reunite...if they can survive long enough to do so

    A Season 9 AU fic inspired by the Scattered AU

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    Joe's respawn is a little messed up, but that's okay. Xisuma has a fix for it, and surely everything is going to be fine!

    ...right?

    Little do the Hermits know, they've unleashed a self-replicating basilisk across the multiverse, and it's up to them to stop it...before it stops them, forever.

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    Hello hello! Welcome to my oneshot book! Here we do oneshots about minecraft youtubers but as Littles with Caregivers! I hope I do this right! We'll be doing the rules and requests in the first chapter! So let me know what you guys want to see.

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    What do you do with a mansion you don't want? You let a bunch of people who probably don't have criminal records live in it!

    Acording to Xisuma's journal, it goes well.

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    Not RPF, you could see this as shipping if you want but not explicitly mentioned. Journals, chatfics and maybe some actual writing

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    Everyone x Anyone
    Will take requests
    ● Smut
    ● Fluff
    ● Angst
    ●All the above

    No Beta we die like Wilbur

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    Shadowwalkers are dangerous, horrible monsters that terrorize the people of Essempii City. For their own safety, citizens are warned to run when they see one. All Shadowwalkers are evil with malicious intentions and will not hesitate to kill anyone on sight.

    Except, maybe that's not the case.

    Bad, for one, can barely hurt a fly. Etho prefers to keep it calm. Quackity just wants some peace. Doc tries to help them, but it's hard to fight for a cause that everyone considers high treason. He tries to keep them safe, keep them hidden, but when there's a group that was formed specifically to hunt down Shadowwalkers, things are bound to go wrong.

    OR, a high school AU with Dream SMP and Hermitcraft crossovers in a world where everything goes nobody’s way.

     

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    The world is divided in two halves--the human half, and the monster half. The only thing keeping the two sides from clashing is a perilous mountain range, known to the humans as the Edge of the World. A small town called the Roost overlooks the wilds from the peaks; it's known for being cold, dangerous, and full of people who don't belong anywhere else.

    Doc is one of those people. He failed, once, and now he has placed himself into exile at the furthest reaches of the human world. The Roost is in need of a new doctor--their last was presumed eaten by werewolves. However, Doc's respite from society quickly turns sour as the werewolves strike again... and a horrible illness reappears out of his past, along with someone who was once a friend.

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    It is 2012. Six years ago, the century-long feud between vampires and humans in Boston was ended by a political marriage between Xisuma of Clan Hermit, administrator of the local vampire coven, and False Symmetry, the younger of the two daughters of the governor of Massachusetts. An arranged union of convenience, the pair get along just fine, though there isn't a hint of romance between them. When questioned, they always deny it and claim their marriage is perfect. But is it really as perfect as they claim, or are there secrets bubbling beneath the surface begging to come out?

    However, these days, the threat to the Coven no longer comes from the outside. The vampire coven of Boston is slowly succumbing in its fight against internal rot. After True Symmetry's murder, Inquisitor Clíodhna 'Cleo' of Clan Hermit is sent over from London to help Xisuma, the coven's newly-promoted and dangerously inexperienced Governor, put down his brother's insurrection, by blood and by fire if she must.

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    Nobody ever asked what happened when they died. It seemed so obvious. If you died, you respawned. It was as natural as breathing.

    Grian was just like that once. He died, he respawned, and he thought nothing of it. Life was infinite.

    Until one day, it wasn't. He saw how infinite lives could dwindled down to one, and then zero. He saw how time could warp into something entirely unrecognisable in a matter of days. He was forced to rethink everything he thought he knew about the world as he felt the final death coming closer by the second.

    With the help of his magic, Grian survived. Barely. Did that make him lucky? Unlucky? He didn't know.

    Three years later, Grian was recovering. He had a new life, a new home, new friends. He was finally happy.

    And then it all started all over again.

    And this time, he didn't have an escape.

    Nothing ever lasts forever.

    Not even infinity.

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    Players don’t just go missing with no consequences.
    Yet it happens.
    Not once, nor twice, but three times. With no answers to the how or why.
    Fourteen the first time, seventeen the second, and fourteen again the third.
    They disappear with no trace, are gone for varied amounts of time, and return with no memories.
    Or so they say.
    The mystery is enough to leave those left behind going crazy over their friends’ dissapearances, yet no answers present themselves.
    So, what happened to them?
    Well, certain players may know more than they’re letting on. After all, the prize for winning is to remember.
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    The story of the Life series. The groups repeated disappearance, return, and how the mystery behind the events haunts those left behind. Secrets are rife, but how long do secrets really last when the past comes knocking.

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    Like most people, Scar saw mismatched eyes when he looked in the mirror. His left eye was the color of his soulmate's eyes, but at the end of the day, they were still his eyes. Whatever weird things he saw on the left side of his vision definitely weren't normal, if they were even real.

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    Part of an established Soulmate AU, but can be read as a stand-alone fic.

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    Philza was used to the questions, the confused reactions. That didn’t mean it wasn’t annoying, though.

    “The last time you saw your wife was a few years before Tommy was born. Philza Minecraft! Did you fucking cheat on the goddess of Death?”
    “No mate, never! Tommy’s adopted. Wilbur’s my only biological kid.”
    “Huh.” Quackity spoke. “I wonder where he came from.”

    Title from IntheLittleWood's final Last Life episode.

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    Ren is not a King. A builder? Sure! A storyteller? Hundred percent! But not a king. Thus, one day he stumbles upon a party in his basement and he doesn't know what to do! What's a crown if no one even respects it?

    Frederick the Great once said; a crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in. But what if it's not raining? What if it's snowing?

    Ren turns to a familiar being as a last resort. Someone whom people will either love or fear. Someone the hermits won't taunt the way they taunt him.

    It looks like Red Winter is returning.

    You see, Ren is not a king, but *Red* is.

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    An MCYT request book, cause i have no motivation for my own projects and I need someone to breathe down my neck. Also, I liked what other did for the request i ask for, so I'm giving back

    -Requests are Open-

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    Cub had no idea what he'd find at the heart of the Evermoore fog, nor what would happen to him once it found him.

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    In a world where Watchers have taken over most of the servers, siblings Scar, Grian, Joel and Pearl are forced to survive on the End City streets, until the day when Grian nearly kills a Watcher, sending the entire city to hunt them down. Scar, Grian and Pearl are separated from Joel in a poor portal creation in a rushed escape, sending them to Season 8 of Hermitcraft and Empires. Will they ever be together again? Will the Watchers find them? Or is everyone doomed to fall together?

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    8/?
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    Xisuma comes up with a new rule so everyone gets well-deserved breaks, self-care time, and sleep.

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    The new update adds a very peculiar build called an “ancient city”.
    Mumbo is a warden hybrid, and when he’s doing a challenge with Grian and Scar, he falls into one.

    Mumbo is gone, and the hermits are worried.

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