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Black Pudding comes home after another late night at work. Again.
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Nothing says "I hate you" like cake.
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Anger, thats all he felt. Anger. Rage. Hatred. Its all he could feel, even when crumbled on the ground with jam leaking out his nose like a river. Even when missing chunks, reduced to a heap on the back alley streets of the meat market, all he could see was the outline of a black cloak vanishing, tinged in red.
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Salt of Solidarity was meant to be the virtue of unity. He was, mostly. For one cookie though, he is selfish. Greedy.
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Thomas misses his friend. He thinks about him every day. He thinks he might be gay.
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When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
(Original working title: Bill and Ford's Interdimensional Abortion Roadtrip!)Bookmarked by Bluman
06 Mar 2026
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When River Clarence takes on a new job as a full-time nanny, he expects a fun temporary gig to make some money while he figures out what he wants to do with his life. Recently divorced Joel Harris is struggling as a single father, and his kids are a handful, so River slides easily into the family’s day-to-day lives.
What begins as a simple job, however, quickly gets out of hand when River realizes his relationship with Joel has deepened way beyond platonic. If River decides to pursue his new, unprecedented, and intense feelings, he’ll risk losing his current long-term relationship and the job that’s keeping him afloat.
He’s pretty convinced the white picket fence fantasy was never really in the cards for him. But being with Joel and his family is making him rethink all the assumptions he’s held about himself.
Some risks, maybe, are worth taking.
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05 Feb 2022