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Little Oliver gets his first hard-on due to suddenly hitting premature puberty and goes to his father Gayle in distress, scared that there's something wrong with him and that his penis is broken. His father becomes extremely flustered and awkwardly sits him down to explain the birds and the bees, as well as masturbation, and the young boy innocently asks his dad to show him...that was the day that Gayle would learn just how weak he really is for his beloved son..
TLDR: 6 year old Oliver asks his father Gayle to help him with his first hard-on.
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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19 May 2026
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Robert had a terrible day. Stuff that wasn’t work-related, he had said when they first sat down. He held it all inside, everything except for the barely choked out admission that the lollipops and candies he frequently indulged in never really served to sate his sweet tooth. Flambae and Robert… they were something like friends. And Flambae… he was something of a hero now.
Heroes did good deeds for their friends.
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Flambae has a secret genetic anomaly. Robert has a oral fixation that comforts him. They bond.
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28 Feb 2026
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“Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.
Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”
“Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”
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Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!
(edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)
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“Listen,” Klaus started, not quite believing what he was saying, “Why don’t you come inside? You could probably use a hot bath, right?”
“No, that’s okay, I’ll just--- wait. Did you say...bath?” Jesper’s eyes glazed over with longing, almost shuddering at the idea. It had been so long since he’d had anything more than a frigid scrub at his wash basin. It was too tempting an offer to decline.
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(Jesper gets battered and bruised chasing those reindeer around so Klaus makes an offer the mailman can't refuse.)Bookmarked by Arrax
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