AliensExist_IYA
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- South Park (3)
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Our hearts needs work, I’m scared we’re born to lose by AliensExist_IYA
Fandoms: South Park
09 Jul 2026
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Adult Kyle finds himself living with a much more successful Eric Cartman as a favor.
Unfortunately for him, his brain decided to go into a quarter-life crisis and just make him behave like a horny teenager all over again.
Hopefully he will resist the urges to solve his sexuality dilemma and not ruin his opportunity to live in a place with fantastic water pressure.
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It shouldn't be like this. Because every time something happens that wasn’t intentional, it hurts all the same. Even in the dim light, he realized that, in fact, he was capable of love—something dark, twisted, and, according to everyone else, certainly toxic. Shit.
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Kyle and Cartman try to understand how to actually make it work between them without ruining each other.
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I hate the things I do, and all the shit I put you through by AliensExist_IYA
Fandoms: South Park
01 Oct 2025
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Years go by for Eric Cartman, who seems incapable of letting his old crush go. He has a final chance of opening up to Kyle. He might even be able to save the fragile friendship that remains between them.
Thanks to Kenny.
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Two dudes in their late twenties realize they wasted half of their lives before finally making out.
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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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05 Jul 2026
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Kyle has a secret that absolutely nobody can know about. When it falls into the hands of the worst person in his life, he is forced to swallow it.
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- Part 6 of Inspired by Music
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19 May 2026
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When, at the last minute, Kyle decides not to come home for Christmas, Eric is devastated. But he's not going to let it get him down and ruin the holidays. He makes three promises to himself:
Don't message him
Don't look at his Instagram
Just Go Home
The question is, can he keep the promises he's made?
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06 Jan 2026
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Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice (don’t knock it until you’ve tried it) by darkseid
Fandoms: South Park
29 Dec 2025
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Kyley-B unexpectedly meets someone from his past.
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Bad Irene fucks Kyley-B.Bookmarked by AliensExist_IYA
01 Jan 2026
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Seventeen year old Kyle runs into an old... something at a house party. Things go uphill from there.
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23 Dec 2025