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Yeri has created a chat room with [Kim] Yewon, Tzuyu, and 8 others
Yeri has renamed the chat room to Gays Panic™️
12:04 PM
Yeri: ok before you guys get mad ☺️
Lisa: yeri what the fuck is this
[Choi] Yewon: i will give you. three seconds. explain.
Yeri: imadeagrouochatwithallthemaknaeswhosecontactsihavebecauseihavenothingbettertodoandithoughtitdbefunforeveryonetobecomefriendspleasedontkillme
[Choi] Yewon: well that was painful to read.
Dahyun: yeah my eyes hurt trying to read that shit
[Son] Chaeyoung: my brain hurts
Tzuyu: What brain?
[Son] Chaeyoung: fuck you
Lisa: LMAO TZUYU
Yeri: yes Tzuyu we love a sassy queen 😩
[Park] Chaeyoung: Why am i here
Yeri: because you love me ówò
[Park] Chaeyoung: …
[Park] Chaeyoung: Im leaving
Yeri: 😨
Yeri: how could you 💔
[Park] Chaeyoung: Cry me a river 😐
Yeri: eye-
Lisa: well damn
Dahyun: hah lol
Yeri: i feel like all of you are just against me at this point
Tzuyu: Shit where'd you get that idea from, Sherlock
Yeri: i feel so attacked rn 😪
[Kim] Yewon: I think this chat was a great idea Yerim!!
Yeri: :00
Yeri: YEWON UNNIEE
Yeri: thank you for being nice to me unnie 😭❤️
Tzuyu: Hi Yewon unnie!
[Kim] Yewon: Hello Tzu!!
[Kim] Yewon: It’s been a while since we last met.
Tzuyu: Yea, it has
[Kim] Yewon: I’ve missed you.
Tzuyu: I’ve missed you too.
[Choi] Yewon:..woah.
[Son] Chaeyoung: where did that come from?
Tzuyu: What do you mean?
[Son] Chaeyoung: oh nothing ;)
Dahyun: dont worry about it Tzu :)
Tzuyu: Right…
Tzuyu: Weirdos
Yeri: i felt like i was reading something private lol
Lisa: wait is there more than one yewon??
[Choi] Yewon: obviously 🙄
[Choi] Yewon: im oh my girl’s arin.
[Kim] Yewon: I’m Umji from VIVIZ!
Lisa: umji-ssi did you debut recently? its my first time hearing of you
[Park] Chaeyoung: Oh my fucking god
Dahyun: facepalm
Tzuyu: …
[Son] Chaeyoung: LMAO unnie you might be just as dumb as yeri
Yeri: IM GONNA CRY PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY
Yeri: but chae shut the fuck up
Lisa: am i missing something?? hello???
[Kim] Yewon: Well I debuted earlier this year so technically yes but people find it hard to overlook my 6 years in Gfriend
Lisa: oh
Lisa: OH
Lisa: oh my god im so stupid
Tzuyu: Congrats on finding out
Dahyun: 🥳🎉
[Choi] Yewon: lol loser
Yeri: dumbass 😂
Lisa: I AM VERY SORRY UMJI-SSI I DIDN’T REALISE THAT YOU WERE THE SAME PERSON
[Park] Chaeyoung: How the hell have i dealt with you all these years
[Kim] Yewon: It’s okay!! Common misconception for anyone who has never heard of our group before, don’t worry ☺️
Lisa: my deepest apoliges 🙏
[Park] Chaeyoung: Its ‘apologies’ idiot
[Choi] Yewon: if anyone like seunghee unnie or yeri uses that smiley emoji i wouldn’t trust them for shit but yewon unnie using it feels wholesome
Tzuyu: That’s just because Yewon unnie is cute
[Son] Chaeyoung: *cough* simp *cough*
Tzuyu: Shut up gremlin
Yeri: hah suck it shortie
Yeri: but do you think im cute tzuyu 🥺
Tzuyu: Ew no wtf
Tzuyu: I’d rather watch Nayeon unnie do aegyo than have you say that ever again
Yeri: damn :(
[Son] Chaeyoung: el em ay oh
Yeri: this is cyber bullying
Tzuyu: K
Lisa: tzuyu 💀
Yeri: ANYWAY >:(
Yeri: i gave all of u admin rights ^^
[Choi] Yewon: because??
Yeri: i would assume u guys have somewhat decent social skills
Yeri: so feel free to add any other maknaes that you know
Yeri: hoobaes and sunbaes alike are welcomed!
Yeri: just uh
Yeri: no men 😙
[Park] Chaeyoung: Bold of you to assume that yg has any other female groups
Lisa: fr tho :/
[Choi] Yewon: felt that
[Son] Chaeyoung: sucks but cant relate
Yeri: yknow what else sucks 😏
[Kim] Yewon: Source Music
[Kim] Yewon has deleted one message
Yeri: did
Yeri: did i read that right
Dahyun: damn yewon i expected something like this from eunbi but not you
Dahyun: guess you do have it in you to hold a grudge
Dahyun: good job 👍
[Kim] Yewon: Please ignore that.
Lisa: but youre not wrong
[Son] Chaeyoung: yeah how dare they take away godfriend from the world
Dahyun: should be punishable by law
[Choi] Yewon: ^
Tzuyu: Guys she said ignore it so drop it
[Son] Chaeyoung: yeah yeah (whipped 🙄)
Tzuyu: 🖕
Yeri: 😧
[Son] Chaeyoung: moving on
[Son] Chaeyoung: mind if i add someone?
Yeri: who?
[Son] Chaeyoung: youll see :)
Tzuyu: Is it who I think it is
[Son] Chaeyoung: :)
[Son] Chaeyoung has added Yuna to the chat
Yuna: wht the hell is this
Yuna: ryujin unnie i swear if this another chat you made just to spam me with your selfies
[Son] Chaeyoung: dont worry im not ryujin
Yuna: wait chaeyoung unnie?
[Son] Chaeyoung: sup
Yuna: why did u add me
Yeri: hello yuna!! welcome to the maknaes chat!
Yeri: currently consisting of me, arin, umji, lisa, rosé, chaeyoung, dahyun, tzuyu, and now you
Yuna: oh
Yuna: thank you for having me!! ^^
Yeri: its a pleasure :D
Yeri: now..
Dahyun: well that sounds ominous
Tzuyu: Something stupid is about to happen
[Park] Chaeyoung: Whats new
Yeri has changed Dahyun, Lisa, and several other participants’ names
gremlin: dear god
gremlin: oh real original
fortnite kid: LMAO SUCKS
fortnite kid: 😐
fortnite kid: i dab ONE TIME
diva🐬: one time too many
diva🐬: hm.
amazingnes: just hm?
diva🐬: i expected worse
diva🐬: also you spelt that wrong
amazingnes: wdym
beanstalk: Amazingness, dumbass
beanstalk: …
beanstalk: You have no creativity.
amazingnes✨: mean :((
old hag: Istg if its dumb
old hag: You piece of shit-
fortnite kid: is it too late to back out?
amazingnes: what kind of question is that? you make it sound like leaving is an option 🙄
old hag: Dont ignore me
amazingnes: youre the oldest one here
amazaingnes: therefore youre a grandma 🤗
lali salami: HAHHAHAHAH
lali salami: shes not wrong chaeyoung-ah 😊
gremlin: huh
old hag: We are literally the same fucking age.
gremlin: oh not me
fortnite kid: clearly
old hag: And i dont want to hear anything coming from a literal sausage
cabbit: NOT THE SAUSAGE ☠️
goddess👑: You’re name is very cute Yuna-ssi!! That’s the name of your line friends character right?
cabbit: yes it is !! thank you for the compliment sunbaenim. your name fits you very well too !
goddess👑: Ah, thank you. I will say the name is somewhat embarassing ^^’
amazingnes: dont be. it suits you perfectly unnie!
amazingnes: also lets drop the formalities. i think we can just call each other by our names/unnie
amazingnes: (if its cool w everyone)
lali salami: im down
diva🐬: same
amazingnes: ok!
gremlin: wait why is your name, yunas name and yewon unnies name different
amazingnes: elaborate
gremlin: they arent insulting??
amazingnes: simple
amazingnes: its because
amazingnes: ur mom
lali salami: not u pulling a ur mom 💀
diva 🐬: peak comedy
gremlin: i fucking hate you
fortnite kid: welcome to hell chaengie
old hag: I want to leave
beanstalk: Take me with you
amazingnes: oh honey
amazingnes: you cant leave
amazingnes: youre stuck with us ❤️
beanstalk: Chae, you remember when you asked me what I was scared of and I told you that I didn’t know?
gremlin: yea?
beanstalk: This chat.
beanstalk: This is my fear.
amazingnes: good 😊