wizardly
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Reigen is a nervous dumbass and gets drunk to cope. Idiocy ensues.
(Mostly Reigen's perspective, but it switches back and forth a little, also big warning for second hand embarrassment if you're easily affected by that lmao)
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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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19 Jun 2026
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mattjay porn by transgenderbikelanes
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
14 Jun 2026
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dump for nsfw drawings
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15 Jun 2026
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it was like that when we got here by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
19 Mar 2026
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"I'm from the future," Jay says at last.
That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.
"You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"
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12 Jun 2026
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"Actually you know what, look up at me for this one, yeah, yes, exactly." Matt is still standing and Jay is sitting, he cranes his neck up to look at Matt's face. Jared snaps another picture and Jay instantly feels his pulse quicken for reasons he can't quite explain.
"That's the spirit Jaybird! Let's keep it right there, perfect." Jay can't help but light up under the praise. The camera goes off as soon as Matt returns the smile.
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08 Jun 2026
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“You know what? I don’t care.” Jay holds his hands up in a mocking shrug, laughing cynically. “I know I won fair and square, doesn’t matter how your little trick turned out. I know, and you—” he jabs a finger into Matt’s chest, “you know it, too.” Matt grabs at Jay’s hand before he can pull it back, not pushing it away or pulling it closer, just clutching it painfully tight with an indiscernible look in his eye.
“I know…” he starts slowly, drawing the sound out as long as he can, “that I won.”
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Matt and Jay construct intricate rituals which allow them to touch the skin of other men.
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25 May 2026