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Love yourself! (/threat) by Plutos_Warrior
Fandoms: spiderman-all media types, Deadpool-all media types, Deadpool-Freeform, Spiderman-Freeform
26 Mar 2026
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Peter is in love with Deadpool. But he's not in love with how he treats himself. When he finally confesses his feelings, and the two fall into bed together, Peter has a concrete plan to change that. Wade wilson WILL be kind to himself. he has no choice.
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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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Sleep, Baby by Rayna8233
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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Wade Wilson is happy his new Spider monkey finally said yes to his love! Peter Parker is also happy because Deadpool's off topic sex jokes can finally go into fruition.
Basically Peter has Insomnia and wants sex and Wade, being Wade, gives in full stride!
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- Part 2 of Smut Oneshots
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Only a liar loves a liar by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have a casual fling that Peter smartly breaks off before anyone can catch any pesky feelings. To prove that they aren’t hung up on each other (at all!), they make a bet on who can find a date faster. By a stroke of luck, Peter meets Wade Wilson soon after, so he has practically won the bet already.
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Web Me Like One of Your French Girls by whocares321
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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“Christ, all you ever do is talk.” Spidey groans, slowly dragging his clothed hard-on against Wade’s firm muscles, up and down. “Makes me wanna shove my cock down your throat," He mumbles, barely moving his lips, "put that mouth to use.”
A pleasant wave of warmth washes over Wade at the thought. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,”
Only a few lucky ducks know that Wade’s title as the ‘Merc with a Mouth’ is a bit of a double entendre. He means to add Spidey’s name to that file.
OR: Peter webs Wade to the bed and uses him to get himself off.