thehumanoidprime
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Look What You Made Me Do... by NickiRickiTicki, thehumanoidprime
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
23 Feb 2022
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Most people think Tubbo became a villain because of his father’s death. They’re right, of course, but not in the way they think. They assume he walked in on the act, got horribly traumatized, and became a villain to seek revenge.
In reality, he forgot his wallet and came home to see his stepdad smashing in the glass coffee table with an axe still dripping with his father’s blood.
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OR Tubbo and Quackity father-son bond over Schlatt's deathSeries
- Part 1 of True To Roots
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The one with the babysitter named Thor by thehumanoidprime
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 Jul 2021
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Bruce Banner is a single father with a son who calls himself Hulk. Thor is a babysitter who descends into his life like an angel. Bruce definitely doesn't feel anything for Thor- no, that would be unprofessional. He's not thinking about how good Thor is with his son, or how seamlessly he seemed to fit into their lives. Not at all.
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- Part 1 of Old Thorbruce Works (some unfinished)
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Revengers Reuinite! (also known as thor makes a group chat) by thehumanoidprime
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Sep 2018
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Thor makes a group chat so that the revengers can talk to each other.
Chaos ensues.
I mean, what were you expecting?Series
- Part 2 of Old Thorbruce Works (some unfinished)
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That's what heroes do (a thorbruce week 2018 day 3 fic) by thehumanoidprime
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2018
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Thor is back from grocery shopping but Bruce is no-where to be found.
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- Part 3 of Old Thorbruce Works (some unfinished)
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Bruce banner and his husband, Thor are visiting Bruce's old friend. Valkyrie and Loki are coming with them. It's a long trip and it's getting dark, so the moon switches out so that the sun can rest.
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- Part 4 of Old Thorbruce Works (some unfinished)
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Old Thorbruce Works (some unfinished) by thehumanoidprime
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies)
16 Jul 2021
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Ancient relics from the high days of thorbruce, written by an inexperienced writer.
These will likely never be updated or remain unfinished forever- but yet i care about them too much to completely orphan or delete them.
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- 6
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had the shiniest wheels (now they're rusting) by tophsgf
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
05 Sep 2020
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She just wanted to see Ty Lee. She just wanted one moment of being ordinary. One moment where she wasn’t the dictator’s daughter, one moment where she wasn’t the princess everyone was so eager to forget. One fucking moment where she wasn’t herself.
She remembers sitting on the cliffs outside Ba Sing Se, watching the Kyoshi warriors train. She remembers seeing a girl with a long braid, with grey eyes she’s never been able to forget. She remembers trying to call out, and seeing those grey eyes flash with recognition, then harden in a way she’s never seen before. The words die in her throat, and the smallest part of her, the part where she kept a desperate hope, something that persisted despite everything, completely shatters.
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10 Jul 2026
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I wanna run barefoot through your hair by astrahermes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Mar 2025
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Almost twenty years after the events in Egypt.
Jotaro returns to Morioh with his daughter Jolyne, hoping to reconnect over the summer after divorcing his ex-wife.
One night, after a painful argument, Jolyne makes a wish at a well. She doesn’t expect her wish to bring back Noriaki Kakyoin, the man her father lost in Egypt and has never been able to forget.
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- Part 1 of wouldn't it be nice?
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14 Jun 2026
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Interdimensional by xprimeheart
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Jun 2026
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Amor fati.
Okuyasu Nijimura woke up in an unfamiliar room to a woman's voice. A voice he was sure he's heard before. Following it resulted in him finding his family casually having breakfast: his father not mutated and his brother and mother alive. It was too good to be true.
He made two realizations:
One: This wasn't his universe
Two: He needed to find JosukeBookmarked by thehumanoidprime
08 Jun 2026
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Walk With Me/Try Again by CassYapper
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 May 2026
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“Why are you here?” Jotaro asks quietly. It’s so direct that it makes Kakyoin pause. He had forgotten that Jotaro hated beating around the bush.
“I could ask you the same question,” Kakyoin scoffs. “I know how to board a bus and get to a hotel on my own, you patronizing-”
“When Jiji said they were sending someone else he seriously meant you?” Jotaro questions, seemingly more to himself than anyone else, considering how he hunches inward, voice so quiet it’s almost hard to hear over the waves.
Kakyoin blinks, the heat of anger pausing in his chest due to overwhelming shock at the pure audacity. Kakyoin blinks again, and the anger resumes, about 20 degrees hotter. “Excuse me?”
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Part 4 AU where Kakyoin is alive but at a cost. As he figures out how to pay that cost, he tries to help wrangle the Morioh kids while also trying not to strangle Jotaro (it'd be nice if they could also learn how to communicate again too, but Kakyoin attempts to be realistic).
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- Part 1 of We Won (Or We Think We Did)
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15 Mar 2026
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ah sacré papa, dis-moi où es-tu caché? by succubused
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Sep 2019
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où est ton papa?
dis-moi où est ton papa?
sans même devoir lui parler
il sait ce qui ne va pas//
where is your father?
tell me, where is your father?
without needing to talk to him,
he knows something is wrongBookmarked by thehumanoidprime
14 Mar 2026