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Narcissa has felt lifeless since the death of her husband, Lucius. She spends her days in a depressive state with Lucius's portrait for company, isolating herself from the wizarding world.
Draco and Hermione, concerned for her wellbeing, encourage her to enroll in a class at a muggle university, in the hopes that she will find a renewed spark for life and do more outside of the Manor.
Unbeknownst to Narcissa, the class Hermione signs her up for is taught by Charlie Weasley and he knows exactly how to relight the proverbial fire in Narcissa's chest...and between her thighs.
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“Having second thoughts?” Theo looked up from his crossword puzzle and grinned. “Too scared to punish me?”
Fuck. The thought of Theo watching him shag Granger had his cock tingling most pleasantly. He was more than ready, but the anticipation was killing him.
“This feels utterly wrong.” Draco coughed, pressing his groin against Theo’s side. “But so fucking right.”
Theo laughed, tilting his head back with a shit-eating grin on his face. “Is it even a punishment if I’m excited to watch?”
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Draco and Hermione shag while Theo watches as punishment for keeping Draco in the shadows
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A series of microfics that follow widower Draco Malfoy as he heals from the loss of his wife, Hermione Granger.
He didn't think he would ever find love again...especially not with his best friend.
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50 words or less...mostly!! A variety of mainly rare pairings that follow a set of prompts created by @escapeinmybookshelf for Microfic May 2026 that I posted on my Instagram page.
From fluff to angst to smut, there is something bound to draw your interest!
Pairings include: NottPott, Billmione, Drinny, Dramione, Sirmione, Ronsy, LoveNott, Charcissa, Bleo, etc.
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“He’s looking at you again.” Hermione whispers to Ron, taking a sip of her coffee.
“If you’re talking about that slimy prick, Malfoy, I don’t want to hear another word about it.” Ron brushes her off, reaching for a scone.
“You’re so full of it, Ron.” Hermione frowns, nudging her foot against his. “If I had a galleon for every time I saw him checking you out, I would be a very rich woman indeed.”
“Put a sock in it.” Ron scoffs. “He does not check me out.”OR
Draco and Ron are hot for each other...and Harry and Hermione might suspect something.
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Three years after Harry breaks their engagement and disappears, Draco is put on assignment with the very man that stole Harry away. Charlie Weasley is effortlessly charming and oh so willing to help another heartbroken boy forget his past. But Charlie is not what Draco expects, and Harry is closer than Draco ever realized. A twist of fate throws the three of them together... but can they put the past behind them and look to building a future? Together?
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20 Jul 2026
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When Theodore Nott’s experimental portkey drops him into the ocean off the coast of Cabo San Lucas during Spring Break, he expects a truly embarrassing death.
What he does not expect is to be rescued by a Muggle medical student who looks exactly like Hermione Granger… because Hermione Granger died five years ago.
So why is she alive, living under a different name, and threatening to Obliviate him the second she gets her wand back?
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Bookmarked by teacupsandwhimsy
19 Jul 2026
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Lavender sends a scathing email to her ex-boyfriend, Ron, but Percy receives it instead.
Bookmarked by teacupsandwhimsy
01 Jun 2026
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This is the story of how Harry and Draco got together, about ten years before the events of "Accidentally?"
In the form of eight snapshots, based on the lyrics of "Crying lightning" by Arctic Monkeys.
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- Part 2 of One big horny family
Bookmarked by teacupsandwhimsy
28 May 2026
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Harry panics over a dickpic. Turns out it was accidental. Or was it?
Based on a meme
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- Part 1 of One big horny family
Bookmarked by teacupsandwhimsy
28 May 2026