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    A Knockout Toy comes to life and has to cope with living with a human that's obsessed with him. Hijinks ensue.

    "Tiny Bastard" is a inspired by another fic called "ScrimScrim" which is inspired by the "Indian in the cupboard" series. Major liberties were taken, including the fact that there is no magical cupboard in my version...

    Updates every Saturday (probably)

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    09 Jun 2025

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    tiny knockout is tiny (don't tell him)

  2. Rec *

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    “Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”

    “Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”

    (Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)

    Hiatus OVER bitches TY so much for your patience <3

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    22 May 2024

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    The nonstop wordplay chemistry lesson you didn't know you needed

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    Soundwave's banishment to the shadowzone has been bleak, uneventful and unending. He hasn't been able to contact Megatron or the Nemesis. He's low on fuel. If it weren't for the emotion-suppressing protocols he implemented before the war, he would be miserable.

    And then one day a dimension-hopping Rodimus falls into the shadowzone and offers him a way out.

    “You'll like the Lost Light,” said Rodimus. “Everyone gets a second chance, there. You wanna stay here forever?”

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    11 Oct 2023

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    the great work

  4. Rec *

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    Decepticon Rodiclash AU. A Galaxy brain concept from Cao the dreamer.

    Early in the war, Hot Rod joins the Decepticons, angry that the Autobots provided precious little assistance to evacuate the citizens of Nyon when Hot Rod burned his own city to ashes to prevent Zeta from using the citizens as fuel for the Functionist war machine.

    Confounded by the strict formality within the ranks of the Decepticon army, Hot Rod is fiercely determined to preserve as much Nyonian culture as he can. When an Autobot saves his life during an intense battle, Hot Rod vows to uphold the Nyonian life-bond tradition to save his life in return.

    If only the big colorful idiot wasn’t making it so damned difficult!
     
    “He pulled me from the rubble like I needed a big fat hero to save me. Like I can’t take care of myself. If the Autbots couldn’t be bothered to help Nyon before, I sure as hell don’t want their help now,” Hot Rod spat bitterly. “He just saved my life without even asking first.”

    “Non-consensual life saving. How rude.” Deadlock rolled his optics.

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    08 Jan 2024

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    Decepticon Rodimus

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    A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.

    Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...

    It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
    ✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
    ✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
    ✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
    ✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
    ❌ Civil war

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    08 Jan 2024

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    Optimus solves the world