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Stray Kids OT8 sliding into happy polyamory, as documented by their chat logs.
minnieinnie: so this is the hyung chat
minnieinnie: what do you guys normally talk about in here?
binbinbin: grown up stuff
threecats: what ramen brand tastes the best
channiehyungie: grown up stuff
channiehyungie: minho pleaseClick here for a summary of plot points, lists of usernames and chat titles.
Orgies / group sex (whole group) in chapters 35, 55 and 79 ;)New chapter coming 20 July 2025
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- Part 1 of guru verse
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kitten: hyunjin has a surprise for you ♥
hanandonly: is it his dick
hanandonly: man, I hope it’s his dickHyunjin goes to work with a plug in his ass. His six boyfriends enjoy it (and him) a lot.
(Can be read alone without knowledge of the other parts of this series.)
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- Part 2 of guru verse
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(Most of) Korean boy group Stray Kids are magical creatures, not that anyone outside of JYP Ent. knows it.
This is their group chat.• Minho wants to carbon date Seungmin (and date-date Jisung).
• Jeongin is the most chaotic little witch this side of the Han river.
• Chan is totally in control of his wolf (but not of his feelings for Felix).
• Changbin is stronger than everyone else, no matter if he has two or four legs.
• Hyunjin smells delicious according to at least three members of the group (though for different reasons).
• Seungmin has a long (un-dead) life ahead of him and doesn't know why he has to spend part of it suffering though Felix' thirsting.
• Felix thinks humans are great fun.
• Jisung loves magic. And Minho.catdad: don’t touch the box on the top shelf of the fridge that looks like it has marinating beef in it either
justjisung: ooooh what’s in it?
justjisung: a deadly poison?
justjisung: polyjuice potion?
justjisung: an enemy’s organs?
catdad: no it’s beef
catdad: but it was expensive and I’m not sharing with you
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Non-chronological, unconnected ficlets set in the universe of "Lee Minho is the guru your heart needs"
bangmeplease: I keep telling you that it was a mistake to let felix have sole power over the group chat but you never listen to me
bangmeplease: just look at my name!
pixielixie: I’ve given up on being subtle
pixielixie: in the future I’ll endeavor to be more like minho hyung
bangmeplease: insane?
pixielixie: bangedSeries
- Part 4 of guru verse
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If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Minho wants a vibrating replica of Chan's dick.Series
- Part 3 of guru verse
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