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“I fake it… with Carla,” Willow says quietly, her face flushing endearingly. Michelle can only stare at her, her brain struggling to actually listen to Willow’s words instead of just staring at her lips when she talks. Willow scoffs, squirming like she’s embarrassed by Michelle’s silence, by the need to explain herself. “You know, Mich. The finish.”
“Having an orgasm,” Dana helpfully supplies, casually, like the information isn’t currently turning her insides into mush.
Michelle’s brain, which she’s seriously considering disowning with the sheer stupidity it’s supplying her with today, immediately flashes with a thought, pulsing and undeniable and completely immovable:
I could make her come. She wouldn’t have to fake it with me.Michelle finds out that Willow has been faking it in bed with her girlfriend. She's about as normal about it as you would expect.
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Will imagines throwing his arms around Mike’s shoulders as he cries yes, yes I’ll marry you! He imagines their wedding, how soft and romantic and perfect it would be. Afterwards, Mike would undress him slowly, press him into the mattress, and kiss away the tears that spring out of his eyes as he slides inside Will, deep and pulsing and everything Will needs. He thinks about calling Mike his husband, about their rings clanging together as Mike presses their hands together on the mattress while he fucks into Will. Will would moan and cry out for his husband until his throat became hoarse. He thinks about doing that every single night of their honeymoon. Every single night for the rest of their lives.
Mike starts telling everyone that he and Will are on their honeymoon, even though they're not actually married. Will promptly loses his mind over it.
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Will thinks about staying in bed. He thinks about beckoning Mike back into their room and rolling onto his stomach and having Mike push back inside him. He thinks about Mike moaning in his ear. Shoving his face into the mattress in that way that Will loves. Coming inside him. Dirtying him even more. Falling back asleep with Mike inside him and never leaving the bed, never leaving each other's arms. Food, coffee, life - it can all wait.
Sometimes Will worries that it’s becoming unhealthy. That he’s too obsessed, and that one day it’s all going to crash and burn. Or worse, that they will slowly fizzle out over time.Will becomes concerned that he wants Mike more than what's probably considered normal. Mike proves him wrong. Multiple times.
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ever get the feeling that you're never all alone? by falloutboi for Wheeee, glossyjm
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Jun 2026
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Anyways, the point is, Will thinks, that maybe his ghost roommate has escalated from small pranks and is actually now watching Will. Will supposes that's fine, but he does think that maybe it's a little perverted of the ghost to watch Will masturbate. Will trudges back into the house to wash his hands in the kitchen, crinkling his nose. He probably should be more upset about having a perverted ghost roommate, but sue him, he's lonely (and kind of horny).
Will dries his hands off on an old dish towel and resigns himself to spending the rest of the afternoon on the couch, lounging around and flipping through channels on the staticky box TV.
Maybe his perverted ghost roommate likes The X-Files too.
In which Will thinks that his house is haunted (and he's right).
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12 Jun 2026
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In a book that’s sitting on their coffee table, aptly titled What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Will tabbed a chapter called “2nd Trimester: The Honeymoon Phase”. According to Heidi Murkoff, he can say goodbye to morning sickness (thank God) and say hello to, well, increased everything in the second trimester: increased appetite, increased energy, increased libido. And indeed like clockwork, he found out why the second trimester was called “the honeymoon period”.
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Three instances in which Will lets his second trimester hormones get the best of him, +1 time in which they get the best of Mike.
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11 Jun 2026
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Before he can do anything about it, Will feels Mike's hand grasping at the back of his neck, and thinks oh, he's going to grab my hair, already buzzing at the idea. But Mike does not grab his hair.
Mike grabs one of his fluffy ears.
And pulls.
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[ werehare pwp ]
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- Part 4 of ☆ susan's byler variants extravaganza ☆
- Part 1 of werehare au 🐺❤️🔥🐰
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22 May 2026
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There’s a split second where nothing happens. Mike just gawks at him, frozen mid-sentence.
His expression is blank. His eyes dart down Will’s body once before they snap back up, obviously forcing himself to look at his face.
Will’s stomach drops. Maybe this was a bad idea, after all.
“Uh.” Mike blinks slowly, then blows out his cheeks, like he's shaking himself out of a trance. “You’re… Princess Leia?” He says it like a question, voice pitching up at the end.
Will plans a surprise for Mike’s birthday. Mike reacts appropriately.
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06 May 2026
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“Why’d you stop?” Will whines, hands going to cup Mike’s face to bring him back to the moment.
Before he can change his mind, Mike reaches over to the nightstand and picks up the vibrating phone. He turns it so Will can take a look for himself and see the caller ID. “It’s Carlton.”
Will’s hands drop. He groans, “Please don’t bring him up right now. I’ll block him later.”
A grin spreads on Mike’s face, shocking Will at the odd reaction but what Mike says next makes his jaw drop. "No, no. Why don’t you answer it?”
“You want us to stop fucking so I can answer his call?” Will inquires, tremendously bewildered at the suggestion.
Mike’s smile diminishes into something more taunting, his irises twinkling with mischievous excitement. Will’s stomach drops.
“Oh, baby. Who said anything about stopping?”
He tilts the phone so they can both watch as Mike presses down on the green button with his thumb, sliding it across the screen to answer the call.
Mike hands him the phone and harshly thrusts back into him.
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Will's shameless coworker, Carlton, doesn't know how to stay in his lane. Mike teaches him a lesson by fucking Will during a phone call.
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