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Naruto spends his life pretending to be a Beta to help him get ahead in his career but an unexpected heat at work ruins it for him. He flees after finding out he's fallen pregnant, but what about the Alpha he leaves behind?
Now with Chinese Translation
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Bookmarked by noyasaiki
26 May 2026
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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.
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Bookmarked by noyasaiki
24 May 2026
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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Bookmarked by noyasaiki
17 May 2026
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Sasuke is tired. Sasuke is hungry. Sasuke is...hunting again. Ugh. Vampire AU, SNS, will be explicit.
Two years later...it's done! Thank you all so much for waiting!
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- Part 1 of Bite Me Universe
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17 May 2026
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Bonnie & Klein by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 May 2022
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Greenhorn pro-heroes Izuku and Katsuki get thrown into a future where they're happily dating. To Izuku, it's like waking up into a dream. To Katsuki, it's a living nightmare.
Izuku struggles to cope with this.
Or; this is how their future selves knock some sense into the wonder duo.
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Bookmarked by noyasaiki
29 Apr 2026