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    * lyrics are from people i don't like by Upsahl *

    sakura has been long bashed by the people of kohona, even before sasuke left, but it seemed to have worsened once he did. she had put up with it for years because ultimately she was going to be fine, however, she was offered something she wanted, badly: recognition.

    and, with death looming just around the corner and her voices edging louder and louder, she was slipping. but when she hears even Naruto telling others what a horrid, useless person she was, she ran away.

    Her only reserves were Rock Lee, who had always been kind to her, and Tsunade, who gave her strength and kindness she had long missed.

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    After the encounter with Sakura, he felt like he should look at her file. No genin should be capable of medical ninjutsu at this age. If she can use medical ninjutsu it should be stated in her file, right?

    He skimmed through the pages. All of them were either about herself or were notes about her specialization. When he got to the page that showed her skills, he was shocked at what he found.

    Haruno Mebuki: Civilian; Genin. [DECEASED]
    Haruno Kizashi: Civilian; Chunin. [DECEASED]
    Haruno Sakura: Academy Student, [DECEASED]

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    Go to Wattpad if you want to see the art I draw for each chapter!!! It's so good!
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    Dual POV --- The story of how Naruto overcame grief after Hinata's death & how he found love again. This is a love story: Naruto & Kazuki, an orphan who lived next door to him, grew up together, as childhood friends. She always loved him and spent her life preparing herself to serve him when he became Hokage, travelling the world, as a diplomat, building relationships with the other villages. This kept her from ever declaring her love for him & when she came back, he was already married & had children. This story happens 2 years after Hinata dies, when Kazuki comes back to the village to work as Naruto's advisor.
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    SADA KAZUKI - From Japanese 一 (kazu) meaning "one" or 和 (kazu) meaning "harmony, peace" combined with 輝 (ki) meaning "brightness", 希 (ki) meaning "hope"
    From 定 (sada) meaning "certain, true, definite, sure," also used as 貞, referring to chastity and virtue.

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    I mean, who honestly thought it was a good idea to teach Naruto dream manipulation?

    Aka: Naruto tries stupid trick, wins stupid prices.

    It started out as a dumb trick, but has evolved into something more. It's difficult for Kakashi to navigate any type of feelings, especially when their are directed at someone he really shouldn't look at that way. Naruto harbors a lot of insecurities, and being 16 and craving someone who is ultimately forbidden isn't easy. Actually, love at 16 is never easy.

    [Takes place after his training with Jiraiya and after said sannin has faced off with Pain, but before the destruction of Konoha]

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    Just a few words can make a big difference.

    After remembering her reason for becoming a ninja, one Haruno Sakura decides to get her priorities straight.

    Between trying to become a better shinobi, getting over her crush and surviving her genin team full of powerhouses, her path to greatness begins.

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    Short’s about sasuke’s life before and after he time travels
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    Kakashi trying to be a good teacher

    Itachi regret’s a lot of stuff

    Shisui try’s to be a good Cousin evan after death

    Gaara try’s to be a good friend

    And sasuke sufferers a lot

    ……enjoy I recommend reading the book that goes with this tho

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    Something goes wrong during one of Naruto's missions, and he comes down with an affliction that only Kakashi can help him with.

    Kakashi, being the good and caring Sensei that he is, has a hard time saying no when his previous student is in need.

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    How Naruto got the six whiskers on his face. Modern Naruto AU

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    Kurama travels back in time to fix the future. He arrives further back than expected, but that doesn't stop him. He teaches Naruto and helps him find friends as the world slowly begins to change around them.

     

    This is a remake of an old fanficiton from 2019, which had 15 chapters, but was shit.

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    Naruto and Sasuke got into the world of the Demon slayer.What awaits them?
    The UpperMoons and Mudzan are interested in Naruto. The Corps of Pillars are interested in Sasuke's abilities.

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    Naruto has trouble dealing with his sexuality

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    And just as the man reached to lay his newborn son onto the altar and merge him with the demon that had killed his mother, he faintly heard hurried footsteps coming his way and looked up to see — a boy.

    The boy halted immediately at the sight of the beast and the man, protectively holding a baby wrapped in cloth in his arms. The man looked at the child in the boy’s arms, and smiled kindly. “Hey, kid. What’s your name?”

    The boy visibly hesitated, eyes darting cautiously to the gash in the manʼs stomach and the altar covered in straw before replying; “Itachi.”

    “Well, Itachi,” the man said, as he silently redirected the Reaperʼs gaze. “Will you serve this country?”

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    After killing the Uchiha clan, Itachi leaves his brother behind to wander the forests of the Land of Fire. Gaining three or more siblings wasn't exactly part of the plan, but well, it's too late to go back now.

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    A short ficlet where Kaori gets some sandwich and manga. She meets one of her friends and someone she’s neutral with in the process.

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    Algo nuevo se acerca a la aldea de la hoja y con ello una nueva aventura para Naruto y tal ves... ¿una nueva familia? a veces no estas tan solo como parece.
    Esta es la historia de como un huérfano pasó de no tener nada a tenerlo todo.
    Pero no todo es perfecto.

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    Naruto Uzumaki a loud-mouth pre-teen who you can't help but to notice, he's obnoxious, he doesn't own an inside voice or a plan to think before action, and over all rude. Only a few people can handle his annoying behavior and even they have their limits. This brain is the one that makes everyone think he's happy, that everything is okay

    Naruto Namikaze is quiet and unseen, not physically unseen but he's not noticed, not like he wants to been noticed anyways. He's a well thought out pre-teen who thinks about day to day activities before wasting time and energy on such useless things. Though still rude and can raise his voice if needed this teen is fawned over when he is noticed. This brain is the one that handles the trauma, the one that it doesn't matter if there okayor not because they let the trauma make them numb to it.

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    Sasuke is tired. Sasuke is hungry. Sasuke is...hunting again. Ugh. Vampire AU, SNS, will be explicit.

    Two years later...it's done! Thank you all so much for waiting!

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    “Its was at that moment that Naruto's phone alarm rang, warning him to go water the plants. He turned around, ready to feed his sunflowers when he heard Sasuke sigh.

     

    -What is it?- The blonde turned his attention to the Lover, who was looking at him with wide eyes.

    -Your shorts...-

    He walked in front of the mirror, checking his white pajama shorts. All well. It was then that he suddenly felt something wet his ass. Quickly turning around, he was faced with a frightening sight: there were bloodstains on his clothes.”

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    naruto meant to time travel easily. not back this far, and not as a chlid.

    definitely didn't mean to be immortal, either.

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    NOT IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER! a collection of ideas for immortal child naruto.

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    He's always known his life is some sort of sick joke. He just wishes he could figure out the punchline.

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    “Why do people hurt others?” Naruto once asked, his wide eyes annoyingly glossy.

     

    At the time, Hidan didn’t answer.

     

    There are a few reasons. Pain, revenge, fun.

     

     

    But the most despicable is when there is no reason. When there is no reason and you’ve been fooled the whole time. Made to believe a lie to an equation that was never there in the first place. It’s not your fault, or Hidan’s, or Naruto’s.

     

    OR: hidan kidnaps naruto because, well, jashin. (naruto comes cuz ramen.) kakashi says no, hiruzen says no, and hidan has just been desperately wanting trying to say no, too.

     
    *the summary makes this sound more serious than it is. this is basically just crack the whole way through with the occasional appearance of angst

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