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“S'not your fault that—”
“—I hurt you,” Susie finished. She chewed on the concept, the edges of her voice frantic, her throat thick. “Because you deserved it.”
“Yes.” Kris pressed her hands against their chest. They smiled in a way that failed to be reassuring. Each desperate breath shuddering through their lungs confirmed everything Susie didn't want to know. “S’fine. It’s okay.”
Kris burned like a charred pan straight out of the oven, or an oil fire stoked by liquor. Susie reeled away. “You—you were trying to set me up,” Susie accused, trying to edge words around the chasm opening in her gut. “You were trying to get me to hit you.”
Kris wants Susie to hurt them. They need her to hurt them. Susie isn't as on board with the idea as they are.
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“It wasn’t a big deal or anything, if you’re worried about that. We were just kind of friend-kissing.”
“Susie, I don’t know what friend-kissing is supposed to be,” Noelle said.
“It’s like. You know,” Susie stumbled, “like if you need to figure out how to kiss or whatever and you got somebody to help you out—and that guy helps you get better at it, it’s like—you know!”
“I-I do?”
“Yeah,” she stressed, “you and Kris used to do it all the time!”
Or, Kris decides flirting lessons aren’t all that bad of an idea. Consequences? What consequences?
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Will tilted his head back and shifted his weight onto his hands. The gravel in between the railway sleepers pierced his palms lightly, the sensation pleasant. Like how he imagined acupuncture. A breeze traveled through the trees, swishing their branches and the hair out of his face. Sweat coagulating on his forehead cooled, dripping a slow trail to his jaw. He closed his eyes.
When he opened them, El was staring at him.
"Mike showed me your painting," said El.
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El moves in a couple days after the battle at Starcourt. Will and El weren't born knowing how to be brother and sister, but they learn to be. Featuring: Arcades, sibling bonding, the joy of being gay, and Mike trying not to be a royal prick.
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“One thing stays constant: once the barriers of the threshold crumble, the burden of your own grief rips you apart.”
Recovery is a long process, but with a real home, Clementine doesn't have to struggle alone anymore.
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Kris's Guide to Third Wheeling by NoelleHolidayStanAccount (TerminalMiraculosis)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 Jul 2026
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One week ago, Kris nearly destroyed the world. Seven days ago, they took a stupid, selfish shot in the dark, throwing away all the plans they had so meticulously prepared in favor of one last, desperate gamble. One hundred and sixty-eight hours ago, they finally sealed the shelter’s Dark Fountain for good—and miraculously, thanks only to their friends, nobody had to die.
But more importantly: sixteen hours ago, Susie, apparently, went out with Noelle for an ice cream date and neither of them told Kris about it beforehand.
By all accounts, that should be fine. That should be not a big deal, because Susie and Noelle are girlfriends, and girlfriends go on dates with each other. And, typically, girlfriends aren’t expected to invite regular friends to join in on those dates. Especially not friends who lied to both of them repeatedly and nearly ruined everything, everywhere, forever.
The cruel truth of the matter, though, is that Kris is extremely not fine.
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11 Jul 2026
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Danny just appeared, 7 inches of gnarled clumsy stitching carving a flight path from jaw to temple, redder and more inflamed after his face spent the night bartering with the first ugly steps of healing. And he expected… something.
An accusation, really. A leading interrogation. Because Phantom’s face-gouge had been plastered in HD across the town’s televisions, a turkey slice to match his own ghastly face wound. And his absences and his oddities and his ghost-hunting parents and name and appearance all all all had to finally add up to someone. Everyone.
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Danny is tired of fighting the inevitable. His secret won't last forever. His lies only build a fiction more gnarled and more mangled the longer he keeps it up. He's had enough. He's ready to get this over with.
After a very public fight against Skulker, Danny shows up to school with the exact injury that has been broadcast to every television in Amity Park. If he makes no effort to hide anymore, someone will figure it out. Surely, someone will finally break open the secret that's been dominating Danny's life.
Nothing goes the way Danny expects.
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10 Feb 2026
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There was a new kid in Middleground Youth Residential Treatment.
Or, Susie is angry and Kris is numb and despite all odds, they find each other before they were ever meant to.
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17 Jan 2026
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This is a world in which Mob and Reigen’s paths have never crossed, in which 10-year-old Mob found psychic guidance in the form of the aging, retired tv personality Keiji Mogami, in which Reigen followed through on his plans to close the Spirits and Such Agency, in which a cruel twist of Mob’s powers forces him to confront how dangerous he really is.
10 year old Shigeo Kageyama has vanished, his trail instantly cold, and his case gathers dust in police archives as a kidnapping never solved. Four years pass before a chain of events causes his path to cross with that of the despondent, unfulfilled fake-psychic-turned-fake-investigator, Arataka Reigen. Reigen finds himself in over his head caring for an escaped victim of abuse who, for reasons unfathomable, has been taught to believe his very existence is a horrifically dangerous thing…
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07 Jan 2026
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Not for the first time, Noelle sneaks out.
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04 Nov 2025