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[he] skipped class to sit with you by ineffableidiot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2022
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Remus's smile faded and was replaced with a look of carefully concealed panic as his hand brushed the side of his unbound chest. He could feel the all too familiar sense of creeping dread. He knew what was coming, and he didn't need this, not today. Not the lesson before a Potions practice exam. He closed his eyes, focussing on his breathing, on expanding his ribcage, on ignoring the tightening in his chest that was gradually beginning to build
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---The one where Remus has to leave class because of his dysphoria and Sirius goes to comfort him
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I stare at the pile of wood that used to be my bed. "Snow," I say quietly, trying to keep my voice calm, "what the fuck."
"I– I don't–" He stumbles over his words and sags onto his (perfectly in-tact) bed. "I'm sorry?"
"'I'm sorry'? You've just destroyed my bed, and that's the best you've got?" My mind is reeling, what are we supposed to do in this situation? Simon accidentally cast some sort of spell at my bed, the git. It's practically been reduced to splinters and there's only 20 minutes to curfew, so we have no time to get a teacher to fix it. My life is a nightmare. Simon Snow is a nightmare, and I tell his as much.
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---The one where there was only one bed and two boys who are very much into each other.
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Simon hears Baz's morning voice for the first time, gay panic ensues.
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After an extensive matchmaking process, eight singles looking for love will marry a complete stranger at the altar, travel to their honeymoons, and then move in together as spouses. When the 8-week social experiment concludes, each newlywed will have to decide if they want to stay married and start a future together or get divorced and go their separate ways. Season 19 of Married at First Sight will take place in Austin and is the first groundbreaking season to focus exclusively on queer couples.
Alex's groom is not what he's expecting.
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30 Nov 2025
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Witches of West Austin by OrchidScript for tintagel
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
13 Aug 2025
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From the credit card slots, she pulled a slim pale blue card with neat, deep green writing on it. She slid it across the table to Alex, Nora very obviously studying him as he picked it up, read it, and turned it over in his hands. It wasn’t a flashy little missive – short, straight to the point, diplomatic even.
Henry E. Fox
Atmospheric Consult & Remediation
13 Shelley Avenue, Austin TX
______________________________________________________Alex has a very peculiar house problem. Henry might be the person to solve it.
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02 Aug 2025
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Recalling Things We Never Did by SiriuslyThatBitch for xslytherclawx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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Regulus and Evan have been best friends since they were kids. They went to the same schools, basically shared a room, and planned on going to college the same way. Everything is perfect, right up until a party, underaged drinking, and obligatory teenage experiences change everything.
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07 Jul 2025
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Sweet Rivalry by bleedingballroomfloor
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
31 Dec 2024
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“Hunter’s entering again,” Alex explains before Henry can finish, “and somehow, that fucker beat both of us, even though he has half the skill of both of us combined. We’ve dominated the bake off year after year. If we want to see him go down, this is the only way to ensure that.”
Henry blinks. “So you want to —”
“Gang up so we can beat the shit out of Hunter, yeah. Were you even listening to anything I just said?”
Or, Alex and Henry are rival bakers day-to-day, but a newcomer in the Park Slope Christmas Cookie Bake-Off has them becoming a lot closer than originally planned.
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01 Jan 2025
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Henry rolled his eyes. “No. You tell me — that sounds better — why I should bring my ex-hook up to my brother’s wedding?”
Pez hummed and half-shrugged. “Why wouldn’t you? He’s the perfect thing to light your gran’s helmet of hair on fire.” Pez set his cup down and leaned forward onto the table. “That’s what Pip encouraged you to do, didn’t he?”
“Martha more than Pip, but yes. He did.” Henry sighed.
“Then ask Alex.”
___________________________________________With his brother's wedding a few weeks away, Henry Fox is determined to not show up alone. Not wanting to ask a stranger, he instead turns to Alex, hoping to manufacture something believable from something familiar. Try as he might to keep a level head, Henry can't help falling in love with the man. Will it come around to bite him or will it turn into something more than he had hoped?
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