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After your life has turned on its head, you somehow find yourself working at Madam Babette's Brothel. Unbeknownst to you, a certain tall dark and handsome butch is about to flip your life farther than you could have ever imagined (CURRENTLY UPDATING)
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Trinity Santos has had a long day at the ED and needs to blow off some steam.
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Dana Evans and Emma Nolan have spent enough time harboring feelings for each other and everything comes to a head after a weirdly charged game of mini-golf. In the afterglow of a perfect night, Dana accidentally reveals her friends with benefits relationship with Cassie McKay. Emma is not off-put by the revelation, and is instead interested in seeing if Cassie wants to spend the night with Emma and Dana.
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- Part 3 of Losing is the New Winning
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22 Jul 2026
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After twenty years of no contact, Beverly Carpenter barges back into Stella's life. The girl who bullied her mercilessly in high-school grew into a beautiful woman who... Says that she is sorry? Who says that she would do anything to earn her forgiveness?
Stella does not care, and neither does the black pit at the bottom of her heart. What Stella wants is not to forgive. She wants to see Beverly suffer.
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08 Jun 2026
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I Would Bring You the Stars and the Moon by GutterWitch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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“Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…
“Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”
There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.
“Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”
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Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.
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