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despedida by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Jun 2026
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"You've got to be kidding me."
For a moment, the woman simply stares at Madeline in confusion, the slightest frown on her face, and Madeline thinks that perhaps she might have actually gone insane. That certainly is more plausible than meeting this woman again, a woman she shouldn’t even be able to recognize because she hasn’t actually met her, not her, not in this life.
But then the woman’s eyes widen, her shoulders sag, her mouth forms the most perfect o shape, her hand moves to point at Madeline like she’s some kind of freak in a circus.
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
And Madeline can’t help it, so she lets out a chuckle because of course that’s the first thing that comes out of this woman’s lips.
"It’s you,” Madeline says, and much to her horror, she sounds a lot fonder than she intends to.
Or: Much to their dismay, Madeline and Helen keep finding each other in every life.
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heat by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
17 May 2026
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Lisle catches a cold and Viola is very normal about it.
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senza una donna by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
30 Apr 2026
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After an unsurprising divorce, Helen retreats to Italy and the villa where everything once changed, only to come face to face with the past again.
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- Part 2 of sarà perché ti amo
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and at night when all is dark i watch you dance by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
14 Apr 2026
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When their agencies unexpectedly decide to team up after years of accidentally sabotaging each other's missions, rival spies Madeline and Helen are assigned to infiltrate a resort as a married couple. The mission is delicate, the tension between them is even worse, and their handlers aren’t exactly helping.
Will they manage to successfully complete their mission?
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no grave can hold my body down (i'll crawl home to her) by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
23 Feb 2026
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When princess Helen develops a mysterious wound in her body and disappears without a trace, the kingdom claims she's cursed. Madeline, a knight and her closest companion, is sent to bring her home. But the journey is long and dangerous, and Madeline is forced to confront the truth behind the space carved inside Helen’s heart.
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sarà perché ti amo by glindauplands
Fandom Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
30 Apr 2026
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the italy!madhel universe
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paradiso (abandon all hope ye who enter here) by simpards
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
11 Jul 2026
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"Is everything okay?"
"It's about dad." Oh, no. There it was the punishment for last night.
"Is he okay? I can go to the hospital—"
"Gosh, I wish. No, Helen, dad's… Dad's engaged."
"What?" She tried not to scream but she felt fury taking over her. Her mind raced with the women that had been close to her father in recent memory
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gold digger! mad tries to marry roger sharp (helen's dad)
Bookmarked by glindauplands
12 Jul 2026
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your love still holds a thread by Notevenaproperword
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
14 Jul 2026
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“None of this is true.” She tells her wife under her breath.
“But it is, my love, from another point of view.” The other answers.
Viola arches an eyebrow.
“From what they know,” Lisle adds in her sibylline way. “From what they could see, it is.”
“But it is not the truth.” Viola argues back.OR
Lisle and Viola marry twenty years after their first meeting. But how, exactly, did they get here?
(The Violisle companion to "The age-old curse (I love you, I'm sorry)")
Series
- Part 3 of the age-old curse (i love you)
Bookmarked by glindauplands
23 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
“What did you want to be before you were everyone else’s gatekeeper?”
Viola looks up in a slow blink.
“That’s assuming I wanted to be anything else.”
Lisle takes a sip of wine, still watching her.
“Everyone wants to be something else,’ she says.
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“When I was young,” Viola says, “I wanted to be an astronaut.”
Lisle lets out a startled laugh.
“What?”
“On our first…night, you asked me what I wanted to be when I was young.” She reminds her gently. “I wanted to be an astronaut.”
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Bend and Snap by oceansmiller
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992), Legally Blonde (Movies)
15 Jul 2026
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Madeline Ashton-Menville, the soon-to-be Harvard graduate / sorority queen / wife of an heir to a vast American fortune, has a picture-perfect life, and a picture-perfect future. Until said heir asks for a divorce one week before commencement, and beckons her to court 15 years later over a petty dispute.
When Madeline returns to Cambridge with an acceptance to Harvard Law School in her hand, she plans to obtain a J.D., represent herself in court, and legally require Ernest to fuck off for good. A certain red-headed professor makes things a bit more complicated than that.
Aka, the highly sapphic madhel Legally Blonde AU that maybe one or two people asked for!
Bookmarked by glindauplands
11 Mar 2026
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She got away (she's got a way) by aftertheraven
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
11 Jul 2025
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Madeline: [3:20PM]
Can you get more glue??Helen: [3:30PM]
Already? I got some three days ago.Madeline: [3:31PM]
Yes already
Its not even for me
Its your ass that’s peeling bitchDuring year one of eternity, Madeline makes a movie and Helen finishes her second novel.
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Bookmarked by glindauplands
16 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Madeline: [8:14PM]
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Keep a tender distance by aftertheraven
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Jan 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that, should the worst woman alive on the planet propose marriage solely to procure a spousal visa and thus avoid deportation, the smart thing to do would be decline and immediately run in the opposite direction.
Unfortunately, Helen was stupid.OR
Madeline Ashton, editor in chief at Viva Publishing, is desperate to get married so she can stay in the country and keep her job. After thirty years, Helen Sharp still hasn’t figured out how to say no to her.
The Proposal/Fake Married AU.
Bookmarked by glindauplands
15 Sep 2025