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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great. -
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For the first few months, whenever they had sex, Dennis would always keep his shirt on. He never made any movements to take it off and oftentimes just pretended that it wasn’t there.
Experimentally, Robby had slid his hand higher up along his bare stomach, but Dennis gently took his wrist and redirected his hand back down to his waist.
Robby got the hint.
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Robby wants nothing more than to worship Dennis' chest. It takes a while, but he finally gets the chance.
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05 Jun 2026
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Emotions bottled up after eight long years tend get a little messy once they’re finally allowed to breathe.
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03 Jun 2026
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Kaoru wets his lips, “So you’ve never…”
“Bottomed for anything that’s not suctioned to the wall? No.”
This ignites something in Kaoru. A pure, fiery need. He’s sure everything he’s done with Kojiro has been done with someone else, and that’s always made him supremely jealous. This, though, this was untapped. Something where he’d get to be the first.
Kaoru discovers Kojiro owns a dildo. This puts ideas into his head. They try them out.
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30 May 2026
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annoying pink man: why did i just found out you’re fucking playing checkers with my mother?
annoying pink man: may i remind you we broke up years ago.
the green gorilla: wow thanks for reminding me even tho i was totally aware of it!
the green gorilla: also your mother loves me fuck off she literally busts my ass in checkers
annoying pink man: as she should.
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- Part 1 of matchablossom but they're dumb
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29 May 2026