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Strangers in the Night by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
24 Mar 2026
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After a night full of dancing and drinking and searching for Arin's parents, Nya and Rogue (Maya and Strong McCoolguy) head back home and discover that they actually get along better than they thought.
songfic inspired by Frank Sinatra's Strangers in the Night
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i like seeing you SQUIRM 😡 by expressionandrhyme for Neplistens
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
12 Mar 2026
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for clause wife neplistens for her neppy birthday 🎂🎂🎂
garmadon and the ninja are caught sneaking around chens island in kabuki disguises and clouse catches garmadon and forces the sensei to do him a little favor in exchange for not telling chen about the ninja stealing costumes and sneaking around the tournament
I do not like or condone cheating
I do not like garmaclouse
I do not like garmadon cheating on misako with clouse
Im not a fan of nor do I condone raping or molesting because it is not good to do
This is a birthday gift for my friend i love her but i hated writing this because i hate clouse lololol -
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Five years after the banishment of her husband to The Underworld, Misako finds herself falling under the trance of a shadowy figure in the corner of her lonely bedroom. Recognizing the living shadow in front of her as Lord Garmadon, she allows him to provide her the pleasure that she had been deprived of for so long.
its all sex all porn totally perverted
enjoy!Series
- Part 2 of garmasako
- Part 22 of Ninjago nasties
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Set in march of the oni when kai is reforging the golden weapons and everyone is sitting around very anxious for the battle against the oni
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- Part 5 of garmasako
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in the heat of battle, garmadon discovers that the scent of misako's sweat awakens something inside him. needing badly to press his nose against her neck and lick the glistening droplets off of her, he tries his hardest to resist such perverted, primal temptations.
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- Part 1 of Ninjago nasties
- Part 1 of garmasako
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normal... as normal as garmadon can be... by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
11 Oct 2025
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after the final battle they hang out and kiss and talk and touch eachother and fuck and stuff
written to celebrate the first #GarmasakoSaturday yippeee yayyySeries
- Part 3 of Ninjago nasties
- Part 4 of garmasako
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Misako goes missing like she did in the dark island trilogy comic or like she did in the beginning of The Island, but the ninja have no idea where she went so they need clues to where she is so they go to her room and start going through her stuff and end up finding garmadons nudes…
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- Part 4 of Ninjago nasties
- Part 6 of garmasako
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take off that silly helmet by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
26 Jul 2025
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that one episode in season 2 when misako goes to seduce garmadon and steal the stone army helmet... she does way more than seduce him and she takes off way more than just that silly helmet...
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- Part 2 of Ninjago nasties
- Part 3 of garmasako
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he's rotting or something/her ass is KNOT pregnant by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago
04 Feb 2024
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post crystallized - pre dragons rising
Lloyd goes through oni heat rut whatever
Harumi is living with the ninja now apparently
Wu tells her and the others to stay away
She does not stay awaygets pregnant or somehting
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- Part 14 of Ninjago nasties
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jay showing off n trying to impress nya with his video game skills but the only thing she’s paying attention to is how fast his fingers are moving on the controller…….
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- Part 5 of Ninjago nasties
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that one time jay wore a dress as bait for the samurai but she ends up jerking him off and rocking his world without even taking off the samurai helmet...
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- Part 6 of Ninjago nasties
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Set in s4 Tournament of Elements, Skylor Chen is sent on a mission to distract the ninja from her father's secret underground noodle crime ring in any way she desires. Living on the island her whole life, with only the mediocre guards to screw around with, hasn't provided her with much satisfaction. With the arrival of all the other competitors and the powers that come with each of them, surely Skylor won't ignore the obvious attraction the ninja feel towards her...
(not including Lloyd because he's a bit too young for her...)
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- Part 7 of Ninjago nasties
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nya getting ready for the morning while jay is eyeing her makeup… who says being pretty is just for girls ?
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you want to call me gay? i'll show you gay! by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
26 Oct 2023
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ninja boys showering together or something
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- Part 10 of Ninjago nasties
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kai calls on zane to comfort him and help him fall back asleep whenever he has nightmares... kai calls him over to his bed in the middle of the night and starts grinding humping against zane in his sleep... zane later confronts him about it and they start having somno sex...
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- Part 8 of Ninjago nasties
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Jay is loser virgin and gets a hooker to lose his virginity
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- Part 11 of Ninjago nasties
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nya wakes up earlier than usual and finds jay with morning wood for the first time. she helps him deal with it and more...
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- Part 19 of Ninjago nasties
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Pixal discovers a new type of vibrational frequency that when played close to the brain, sends the listener into a hypnotic trance. Kai asks her to fuck him senseless while under hypnosis and she agrees. Kai ends up acting like a bitch in heat and becomes her little puppy for the night.
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- Part 9 of Ninjago nasties
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as if sexual chad was born in him/being a nindroid can have it's perks by expressionandrhyme
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago
03 Mar 2023
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zane and pixal help eachother unwind after a particularly stressful mission in pixal's decommisioned samurai VXL.
inspired by a comment i received on one of my other fics where the commenter referred to ninjago zane as a sexual chad
that comment lives in my brain rent free
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- Part 12 of Ninjago nasties
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Skylor texts Kai late at night, wanting nothing but him. Sexy video chatting follows. also added part 2 where they meet up and bang.
also added part 3 morning after.Series
- Part 13 of Ninjago nasties