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Hermione wanders into a fetish club and runs into none other than her best friend's dad. Whoops.
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Ron discovers the wonders of AI companionship.
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Hermione needs a date to the prom. So does Draco - he just wants to get to know her a little better first.
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Hermione works the front desk at a brothel, and Tom is about to become a very high-profile client.
This is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure! Vote for how you'd like the story to progress as each chapter is released.
1 week to cast your vote + 1 week for me to write the next chapter = this fic updates every 2 weeks
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P.Y.T. by dillpicklepanic for devdevlin, Auroratellsstories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2026
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Hermione receives a birthday invitation from the most famous pop star in the world. How can she say no?
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Thigh Highs and Tiptoes by dillpicklepanic for elaia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2026
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What's an alpha doing working at a Foot Locker, anyway.
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Hermione would do anything just to see another human's face.
(Reverse aquarium AU)
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She might not be an omega, but she'll do just fine.
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Tom is the manager of a failing office supply store, and Hermione is the plucky customer who gets on every last one of his nerves.
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Tom has a pleasant conversation with his younger sister in the shower.
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Nineteen must-have smart devices for a productive and pain-free life! Number twelve will STUN you!
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When a domestic terrorist group comes rolling into Harry's neighborhood, he's got faith that technology will save him. After all, these devices are smarter than we are these days.
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Hermione picks up an old USB abandoned at the library. Just as she'd suspected, it's broken - and probably littered with malware, because it gives her the weirdest error when she yanks it from the port.
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Tutoring by dillpicklepanic for Auroratellsstories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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A short one for my darling stepsister.
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Hermione lives in a tiny, podunk town out in the middle of nowhere, and Tom is a passing traveler with a new brand of faith to sell.
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A perverted reimagining of when Helly tries to swallow a message for her outie.
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“You’re safe from me, but your daughter isn’t.” Tom stretches the image until her face fills his phone screen. “And what’s worse, I’ll make her like it.”
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Tom hunts down some good, old-fashioned revenge sex.
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Tom's hosting a very lucky lady for a movie night - complete with her favorite snack! Unfortunately, I think she's going to cancel.
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Heretic: The perverted version
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- Part 2 of Be Fearful and Prosper