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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Regulus became an Animagus because he wouldn't let Sirius and his friends become the youngest wizards to have ever accomplished that.
    Being a cute, black cat he gets into every common room - scratching everyone who tries to touch him, except for a certain James Potter. He also so happens to be able to A) annoy his brother who is allergic to cats and B) overhear interesting conversations.

    (+ little bonus of Peter and the girls gossiping)

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    17 Feb 2025

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    Modern AU. It’s always been just Teddy and Daddy. But one day, his dad introduces Sirius Black and Teddy immediately decides he has to get rid of him. Boyfriends steal daddies then you won’t ever get to see them again, Billy says. Teddy will never let that happen. Sirius DEFINITELY has to go.

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    Lyall flashes a quick smile, before making a shooing motion with his hands. “Go on, now. I’m sure Re would love to see you. Make him eat a little, yeah?”

    “Will do,” he tries to smile at Lyall, but he thinks it ends up as more of a grimace.

    “Don’t look so glum, lad,” Lyall says, tipping Sirius’s chin up with a bent index finger. “Remus is stronger than he looks, he’ll be alright.”

    “I know,” Sirius replies eventually, and this time manages a genuine smile. “I just worry, ‘s all.”

    Lyall sighs. “I’m glad he has you, Sirius.”

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    “Can’t sleep?” Remus asks.
    “Nah,” Sirius says. He’s still thinking about Remus’ hands. Without much forethought, he reaches over and plucks the book out of Moony’s grip, who predictably furrows his eyebrows and tries to take it back. Sirius gently places the book out of Remus’ reach and brings his own hand to fit into Moony’s. Remus looks up at him, Sirius meets his eyes, and that’s the end of everything.

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    02 Dec 2024