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    The world has grown and changed through many different eras. It changes once more with the invention of androids, created to serve and follow direction. In the modern city of Detroit technology thrives. As androids begin to evolve too far, James Potter gets an unwanted partner to solve the problem.

    "Hello Mr. Potter," RK800 states as professionally as an android can muster. "My name is Regulus; I am the android sent by CyberLife."

    "Get it the fuck out of my face right now."

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    “I’m sorry, Sirius,” he said aloud, because what else could he say?
    As far as last words went those weren’t bad.

    He really was sorry.
    For everything.
    At least now he could never hurt Sirius again.

    And as the inferi pulled his head underwater he couldn’t help but smile.

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    Sirius and Regulus are trying to fix their relationship. They are both doing their best to not fuck it up.
    James hates Regulus, Regulus doesn't like him either but he thinks he's hot.
    Wolfstar and dorlene ofc.
    Marylily because I love them.
    Barty, Evan, Pandora, Dorcas, and Regulus friendship.
    And like Peter just being amazing.

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    James smiles at him, eyes fluttering, his eyelashes dancing on his cheekbones and making Regulus’ chest squeeze. “Wanna have some fun?” he asks, not giving any further context. Regulus is taken aback, his breath hitching in his throat as he looks at James in pure confusion.

    Have some fun? Is that some sort of euphemism for sex? Was James asking to shag him? 

    “Are you mad?” Regulus asks, voice high with confusion. “What the hell do you mean have some fun? What the hell-”

    “I’m not asking to shag, oh my god,” James shudders, his face fixed in a grimace. Regulus scoffs, going to argue, but James cuts him off with a look. “I’d rather snog Sirius than fuck you, dear god,” he huffs. “I was going to say,” he continues. “What if we make it look like we enjoyed this?”

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    When Dumbledore decides to host the Triwizard Tournament for the first time since 1792, James Potter immediately jumps at the chance for glory and fame.

    Marlene McKinnon, excited for a chance to meet people other than the snooty students at Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and desperate for a chance to prove herself to her family after her brother outshines her every success with a larger one, practically leaps for joy when she hears about the Tournament.

    Regulus Black misses his brother every school year. When it's announced that Durmstrang Institute will be traveling to Hogwarts for the year, Regulus is anxious to spend the year with his brother and meet the infamous 'marauders' his brother never shuts up about.

    To muggles, 1975 is the year of ABBA, Pink Floyd, and Elton John. To wizards, 1975 is the year of James Potter, Marlene McKinnon, and Regulus Black.

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    Theta Black wants to be just like her older brother. He is everything to her, and having him go off to Hogwarts without her gives Theta the time to think about herself, and maybe decide that being a girl isn't something she (he?) wants to be.

    Between difficulties with his parents, and his brother being estranged, Theta (Regulus?) just wants to be happy, but how long will that take?

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    Regulus gets wasted at a college party and hooks up with his brother's best friend.

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    Regulus closes his eyes and shakes his head again, looking pained, then he opens them and sighs. "And your solution to this is me? Pretending to be my boyfriend?"

    "Yeah. It's actually bloody brilliant, if you think about it. Everyone will leave happy. I'm going to fake date my way into falling in love," James announces grandly, sticking his hand out and waving it through the air like he's presenting a banner.

    ***

    Or, the one in which James Potter wants to prove he'd be a good boyfriend to Lily Evans and comes up with the brilliant plan to fake date Regulus Black his way into falling in love. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects.

    Task failed...successfully?

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    "we’ve all got both light and dark inside us. what matters is the part we choose to act on. that’s who we really are."


          in which a muggle-born hufflepuff crosses paths with a pure-blood slytherin. in the same way that darkness meets the light, amidst their clashing worlds, two cowards find the courage they sought within each other and learn what it takes to fight against the odds. // aka two souls attempt to rewrite the destiny declared by the stars

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    With the war as a constant threat held above them, those at Hogwarts enjoy their remaining days of safety and careless youth. Between conflicts and mistrust among his friend group, Remus finds yet one more reason to spike friction, as he nurturs an unusual infatuation with his best friend's little brother.

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    The rivalry between the Blacks and Potters was universal, it was simply a tale mothers would tell their children. It was a mutual hatred that went on for eons. Nobody really expected the two houses to ever come to an agreement, their feud was never ending.

    Even back in the 1800s, the Blacks and Potters were known as the wealthiest families in all of Britain. The two didn’t exactly see the same way however. The next 100 years were filled with grievance and resentment between the two families. That was until Dorea Black and Charlus Potter fell in love, the first suggestion of admiration between any of the houses. Despite this bringing them together, it did quite the opposite. The Blacks had to move to Italy to keep themselves from tearing the Potters apart. And as for Dorea and Charlus? They were never heard from again.

    100 more years passed. The two families lived separately. That lasts until one mishap damages both their reputations, and they simply have to come together forcefully to keep their status. Little do they do history will find a way of repeating itself again, but in a crueler manor.

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    REGULUS BLACK GETS REINCARNATED AN HE IS GONNA MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
    ALSO
    HE IS GONNA BE OUT OF CHARACTER BECAUSE IM THROWING ALL HIS BLOOD PURIST SHIT OUT OF THE WINDOW
    BASICALLY IN THIS BOOK REGULUS GOES TO HOGWARTS IN THE GOLDEN TRIO ERA BECAUSE MAGIC REINCARNATED HIM SO AT THIS POINT HE JUST FUCKS WHIT PEOPLE BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING TO LOOSE. ENJOY.

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    Summer before the marauders go into 7th year, Regulus finds himself at the Potter's for summer, and maybe this small change of scenery, will completely change his character arc.

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    in which figure skater regulus black and former hockey player james potter try their luck at winning an olympic gold medal. that is, if they don’t kill each other first.

    inspired by The Cutting Edge (c. 1992)

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    The Gryffindors and Regulus play Truth or Dare with Veritaserum (truth serum) and the drama that comes from asking James Potter for the truth if he is Team Jily or Team Jegulus. (Fanfiction is chat style, original posted on my Tumblr).

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    Regulus just spent sixteen years in an Inferi infested lake. When a long-forgotten spell activated by his brother yanks him free of the stasis... Long story short, everything sucks. But Regulus wouldn't be a Slytherin if he didn't land on his feet. He's going to make 1995 his bitch.

    Rated T for... swearing? Implied alcoholism? Eventual safe sex advice? Casual limb amputation? I don't know what's not appropriate for 13 year olds okay

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    Evangeline Evergreen, a girl with a list of promises to keep and a strange ability only seen underwater; Regulus Black, a boy with false prejudices and a pure blood family to make proud and impress.

    Albeit their differences stood out enormously, there were three things that kept them gravitated to one another:

    One: their loyalty to house Slytherin.

    Two: their wounds which will never heal.

    And three: the unhealthy, ever present urge to melt in the violent delights shared between the two in hopes of easing their cravings.

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    “With time you learn that good and evil are not as distinctly different as you were taught.”

    Or Regulus Black is an insomniac artist with a knack for painting exceptionally disturbing pictures, James Potter is a pianist who is said to be likely to become blind by the time he turns twenty-five, Sirius Black qualifies as the most dramatic acting Major in the area and Remus Lupin is an English student very done with their bullshit.

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    Remus hates people, their conversation and presence. Their ability to break and dismantle. But by god did he find himself flustered over Sirius Black, who held his talent like a knife, and his beauty like a shield.

    James and Regulus had been sneaking around since summer, now with Regulus in his first year of uni they’re finding their feet with each other, and desperately trying to figure out how they’re going to tell Sirius, who has no idea.

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    Regulus Black and James Potter work together yet, they are adamant they "hate" each other. One day Euphemia calls James while he and Regulus are bickering. And, because he is a mummys boy, he answers. She gets the wrong idea and thinks they're dating, insisting regulus comes to meet them the next time James goes to see them. James doesn't want to make his mum upset by correcting her so (using his charm) he convinces regulus to come and meet his parents and pretend they're dating.

    A long-ish non-magical AU where James and regulus pretend there dating to please Euphemia.

    This is going to be multiple chapters. The chapters are gonna be longer than this one I'm just kinda testing it out :)). If you have any questions please ask me in the comments and I will answer xx

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