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In which two deeply damaged people try, badly, to offer each other olive branches without mistaking them for weapons--or turning it into a sex thing.
(It's definitely a sex thing.)
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(Trans!Grace repeatedly gets the rug pulled out from under him. Simon continues to require several therapists. Unfortunately, there are still no therapists on Erid.)
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- Part 4 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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Simon is determined not to become the monster the COI thought he was. Grace is determined to have a conversation, preferably in coherent sentences, and possibly involving sex.
Communication between these two humans is clearly going very well. (It isn't.)
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(Trans!Grace; both these men need therapy but especially Simon; serious prison-related trauma; Grace is bad at reading people)
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- Part 3 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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The flesh had a will of its own, and right now, it wanted this. Simon hated it for its weakness.
Forgive me, Father, for I have—
Grace took him in his mouth.
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Simon would like to stop thinking about Ryland Grace. He would also like to stop waking up hard every morning, stop reliving what happened on the beach, and stop making terrible decisions--like storming into Grace's cabin and demanding he get on his knees.
None of those things are going particularly well.
(Trans!Grace; both these men need therapy but especially Simon)
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- Part 2 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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“You should be grateful I just risked my life to save your ungrateful ass!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Grace snapped. “What do you want, a medal for your heroic efforts? Should I get on my knees and thank you? ‘Oh my hero, please let me blow you as a reward’?”
“Would be nice.”
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Simon sees Grace do something stupid, and it leads to an unexpected offer. Turns out being stuck in a biodome with this guy might be interesting. (Trans!Grace, but it doesn't really come up.)
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- Part 1 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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The hypothesis was simple: proximity plus prolonged observation plus mutual stress-induced isolation could, under the right conditions, lead to a non-zero probability of… intimacy.
It should have been that simple. Biology, chemistry, physics. It wasn’t.
(Trans!Grace, Respectful!Carl, movie canon-ish.)
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The Butcher and the Lamb by bakdooraccess
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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in the garden of eden by fadeawayradiate
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Bloodymary - Fandom
03 Jun 2026
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Eridians have recreated more of Earth than Grace could have imagined. Waves, trees, flowers — Grace is grateful for all of it. Simon feels the same, even if he doesn’t say as much. Grace can tell from how curious Simon has become.
Answering his questions about plant life was a breakthrough for their relationship. So, as long as Simon wants to know something, Grace is willing to teach him about it. It's just that giving a lesson on this particular flower isn't quite like what Grace is used to teaching about. After all, it's not like he'd have ever brought up marijuana in the classroom.
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Falling For You by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Fall Guy (2024)
27 May 2026
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Tom Ryder knows damn well why Ry stopped showing up one day, why he stopped answering his calls. His stunt man walked in on him with his brother one time and suddenly no more Ry, didn't take a genius to work that out. Why else would Ry have left him, or blocked his number. Luckily, he's got the perfect plan to make it all right again.
He wasn't expecting the bodyguard.
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Wherein Ryder causes Colt's fall from The Fall Guy as revenge for Colt getting between them, and to bring Ryland back into his life.
Luckily, Carl saves the day.Series
- Part 10 of My PHM fics