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Jumping the Broom, and Tripping On the Skirt by boorishbint
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
08 Feb 2021
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The day before the wedding, the Muddler recruits Moomintroll and the Joxter to help find the Fuzzy a wedding dress.
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‘Here’! The Muddler hops happily over, along the tops of what appear to be variously sized globes. The last one spins as he goes, helping to land him right at the Joxter’s feet. He holds up what looks to Moomin like an immense crumple of white cloud. ‘Try this on!’
The Joxter flicks the brim of his hat, taking one stern look. ‘Ah. I will, sure,’ he says, in the exact cadence Moomin has come to know means jog all the way on.
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Afterimage by TorScrawls
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2022
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The Justice League are having trouble with a ghost and Constantine really want to deal with it before the ghost's king comes to collect his wayward subject. Bruce thinks it sounds like a good solution for someone to come and collect the untouchable enemy until he suddenly, horrifyingly, doesn't.
Barry let out a yelp and Bruce instinctively flinched backwards as he could feel his skin tingling, hands spasming, muscles twitching, and hear stuttering in his chest as the electricity in the air surrounding them increased increased increased.
“The king has arrived,” Constantine choked out through clenched teeth.
Really, Danny just wanted to take Skulker back to the Zone.
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18 May 2026
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If You Give A Ghost A Cookie by alienzil
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Mar 2023
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It's a generally accepted fact amongst the members of the bat family that Alfred's cookies are the absolute best and that the last cookie is the best of all. The last cookie is coveted and fought over. The last cookie is important.
When the Justice League needs to summon the Ghost King and every offering has been rejected, what else is there to try?
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18 May 2026
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Constantine's Tournament by Clouds (myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jan 2023
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John Constantine is far from the first person to try to worm his way out of consequences by selling his soul to multiple entities. Too bad he doesn't figure that out until he sells his soul to a random teenager.
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18 May 2026
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I Just Wanna Talk by foldingfacets
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Oct 2023
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John Constantine beat the system of life and death until it fully refused to touch him anymore, and when it did, it never went well. It was a fact that the League had come to terms with, or those that knew, anyways. None of Constantine’s past could explain the kid in fuzzy pajamas that was curled up on a chair in the Justice League’s control room asking for the elusive brit.
Danny had barely made it to high school graduation only to be thrust into dealing with the millennia of bullshit waiting ever so patiently for the King of the Infinite Realms to look at. The fact that there was a weird amount of paperwork filed regarding some dude named John Constantine that looked like the weirdest form of tax fraud he’d ever seen was puzzling, and his parents committed that regularly. He has no idea what the hell he’s looking at.
Alternately: Danny is the inter-dimensional personification of the IRS for Death and the Unliving, and he just has a couple questions.
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