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兰多·诺里斯的人生准则第一条：学会对你的炮友兼同伙殷勤些。
毕竟，不管怎么说，这两者都很重要不是吗？和炮友闹掰了，失去性生活；和同伙闹掰，指不定对方一个恼羞成怒就要把你供出去同归于尽，性命之忧。真是灭顶之灾。
总之，殷勤点有什么错呢？何况对于兰多个人而言，这两重身份还是叠加在了同一个人身上。奥斯卡·皮亚斯特里，那个娃娃脸的澳洲佬。如你所见，他们现在基本是利益共同体了……
停一下。停一下。有点不对。乔治反应几秒，突然打断他的发言，眉头拧成麻花。奥斯卡·皮亚斯特里，是你的炮友？看你们的黏糊程度，我还以为你们就快要订婚了！
操你的，乔治·拉塞尔。我明明和你提过我有个炮友吧？那我怎么会订婚？
我以为你在出轨呢，或者三角恋，像是你干得出的事。*黑客81×神偷手4的恋爱轻喜剧 某种意义上的全员恶人 微群像
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05 Jul 2026
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*孪生兄弟杰克·皮亚斯特里和奥斯卡·皮亚斯特里
*平行世界+非常传统的ABO世界
*三个人都有点道德缺陷命运的捉弄，一场巨大的谎言。可你为什么哭泣，既然你已经得到了想要的东西？
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30 Jun 2026
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The Apocalypse AU no one except me asked for
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30 Jun 2026
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“I guess we should just pretend to date, then?” Lando says easily.
“What?” Oscar asks. “You’re not serious?”
“Um, yeah I am, mate,” Lando says. “C’mon. It’s not like we can erase the kiss from anyone’s mind or socials. And I don’t want Zak to think you’re like playing mind games with me. I mean, you’re not right?”
“No,” Oscar exclaims, shaking his head. “Of course not.”
“Then, we might as well just lean in, right?” Lando says. “You’d look crazy if we just pretended it was some weird accident.”
Well, Oscar probably is for kissing his teammate like that.
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Oscar kisses Lando on the podium in front of the whole world. Which might be ok if they were dating. But they're not. Not even close. So now, they have to pretend to date to save both of their careers from Oscar's lapse in judgment. This means cute insta posts, joint interviews, the occasional public date, and shared hotel room.
It certainly doesn't mean exploring his newfound sexuality with his teammate. Or getting to know him on a deeper level. Or falling in love with him. All while leading the championship. Again.
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20 Jun 2026
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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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