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With Rumours is Middle-earth Filled by anastheseus
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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History is written by chroniclers. Legends are woven by minstrels. Gossip is spread by neighbors, courtiers, and tavern regulars.
The Shire, Rivendell, Mirkwood, the people of Lake-town, and Erebor all tell the same story differently.
All that's left is to decide which of it is actually the truth. Well, in one way or another...
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Campfire boredom is a dangerous thing, especially with a toy-maker in a ear-flap hat, a pickpocket, and dwarven princes around. And it’s not like Bilbo Baggins took these stupid games seriously, but... Ah, screw it!
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Smaug was enjoying himself. He had grown bored of sleeping for so long, and the appearance of this small, strange-smelling worm provided the perfect excuse not only to stretch his massive bulk, but also to amuse his mind.
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What do girls like? by anastheseus
Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics), The Peanuts Movie (2015)
12 Mar 2026
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Unfortunately, Charlie Brown doesn't know how to say 'no' when someone needs help, and he urgently needs to find out what girls like. Fortunately, Lucy van Pelt has a very detailed list.
All Schroeder has to do is follow the instructions.
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Difficulties Of The Epistolary Genre by anastheseus
Fandoms: Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics)
08 Mar 2026
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Linus Van Pelt wanted to cheer up his friend after another setback on the baseball field. One little note from The Red-haired girl, and Charlie Brown was back on his feet. Another note, and he was soaring through the clouds!
And here's the real art of cheering up your best friend through almost anonymous love letters. And then writing dozens more. For purely altruistic reasons, obviously.
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Written in response to a prompt by thotinshield on Tumblr:
"my brain is filled with au where thorin is considered unattractive by dwarven standards, bilbo thinks hes handsome, and is pining after him, but thorin is in the classic situation of having to get married and dealing with lots of suitors and theres a bit in there about bilbo hearing some of the dwarrowdams gossiping about how thorin is "ugly" and bilbo being like WHAT"
Erebor needs a queen, and Thorin is set to marry a dwarrowdam to be his consort. No matter how much it breaks his heart, Bilbo takes it upon himself to ensure Thorin only receives the best and decides to scope out the candidates. Everything goes well, and he finds one that looks promising, until he uncovers a rather disturbing fact about the crop of potential consorts.
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