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“Was I not clear when I said assistants were to dress in black?” Miranda said, “Or did all sense depart the moment you received an invitation to a party that costs more than you will ever in your lifetime?”
She flushed, smoothing her skirt despite Miranda’s sneer, and put on her most innocent look, “You don’t like it?”
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12 May 2026
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“You don’t have to agree to this, Andrea,” Miranda said, earning her a sharp look from Mr. Ravitz.
“I mean,” Andy worried her lip, glancing at Miranda again. “If it would help… Runway.”
When the tabloids speculate that Miranda Priestly is romancing her second assistant, Runway’s latest issue flies off the newsstand, leading Miranda and Andy to be forced into faking a relationship for the press
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11 May 2026
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Andy should have known some shit like this was the only potential outcome there could be, for bad ideas executed at 2AM.
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14 Apr 2026
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"I beg your pardon?"
The words cut through Andy like a knife. After all these years together, she had been convinced that she's all too familiar with Miranda's scathing cadence.
In this moment, frozen in fear and her heart in her throat, Andy knew she was wrong.
Miranda licked at her lips, and it reminded Andy of a serpent tasting the air right before a kill.
"You want me…" her boss murmured, "to impregnate you?"
Andy blinked. She blinked again.
How does one politely phrase that they want to be fucked through a mattress by their boss-slash-secret-lover until they're well and truly pregnant theoretically, but also concerned about defining the terms of this five-year sordid romance?
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06 Apr 2026
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"What are you willing to do?" She blurted out.
"Anything" Miranda answered swiftly, without an ounce of doubt.
"Anything?" Hope was starting to bloom in Andy's chest. And heat elsewhere.
"Yes, I need my features editor to not embarass me the night of her debut"
It was a terrible idea. Andy was aware of that. But she didn't fight the words that tumbled out of her mouth.
"I want to forget my name too," she said, "you forgot my name, I want the same. Make me forget it"
Or: that one scene from the second trailer, but Andy is overly freaked out and kind of a brat, Miranda has a big dick and they find out they both have a breeding kink on the spot.
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05 Apr 2026