YesIAmAnIntellectualBeing
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Two Fools Who Cannot Look Eachother in the Eye for Fear of Their Reflection by YesIAmAnIntellectualBeing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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Fiadh regrets her wordless confession. Jas regretted hers before it even left her mouth.
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- Part 1 of The Weird Sisters (OB, FSG, JS[, MLS-D])
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Eurydice, wife of Orpheus. by YesIAmAnIntellectualBeing
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
29 Mar 2026
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Is that truly all she should be known for? And why is it always Orpheus and Eurydice, never Eurydice and Orpheus?
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Orphia enters the Underworld for true love. (a retelling of the classic myth)
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The Revival of Kirk and the Heartbreak of Dean (A halloween special and continuation of "The end of dean and charlie" by Truthl3ss_r3cluse) by YesIAmAnIntellectualBeing
Fandoms: Political RPF
31 Oct 2025
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A dirk is a long-bladed thrusting dagger.
After the devastating loss of Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump makes a desperate attempt to revive him on Halloween night. But not only does Kirk come back, Dean Withers' ghost comes with him.
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The Weird Sisters (OB, FSG, JS[, MLS-D]) by YesIAmAnIntellectualBeing
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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11 May 2026
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You better click on this by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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You better read this through
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09 May 2026
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Upon a Quiet Field of Scarlet by schwoopyboop
Fandoms: The Poppy War Series - R. F. Kuang
20 Apr 2026
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It turns out pain isn't the thing she should have been getting used to—it's boredom.
Rin has decided that maybe the poppy field isn’t the afterlife, but her own personal hell. There is nothing to do, no one to talk to, and the sun stubbornly refuses to set, denying her even the slightest form of entertainment in watching the sky darken. The endless, rippling wave of poppies is beginning to feel patronising, and she briefly considers trying to make opium from them without any tools or equipment, just to have something to do.
She is convinced she has finally lost her mind the next time she sees someone land in the field of crimson flowers.
"Nezha?"
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19 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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11 Apr 2026
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They called it the Maw. A ring of blood and ruin. A place for monsters. A home for children who had none.
Harry Potter never made it to Hogwarts.
Brought unconscious to the dark alleys of Knockturn, he should’ve died— cold, angry, and forgotten. Instead, he carved out a place for himself with bloodied hands and stolen wands. He built an empire from an abandoned factory, guarded by outcasts and orphans, where creatures fight for food and every day is a struggle. He’s not a boy anymore. Not a hero. Not a victim. He’s a thunderstorm.
Then, his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire— a name no one should know— he’s dragged back into the world that left him to starve. The world of robes and rules, where boys live in castles and forget the rest exist. He’s not welcome there. He doesn't want to be.
And yet, in the middle of all this, stands Lord Voldemort— beautiful, terrifyingly human, and wearing a smile like a knife. He offers Harry an alliance. Harry knows better. But monsters recognize each other, don’t they?
And this time, Harry Potter isn’t here to play by the rules.
He’s here to burn the house down.
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07 Mar 2026