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    26 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really good trans Grocky, very lovely, very well written

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    The egg is the same bright copper color as the rest of Rocky’s body, but smooth where his carapace is bumpy and brittle, the first Eridian-made object I've ever seen with curved edges rather than flat panels and sharp corners. It has a slight taper as well, narrowing upwards from its widest point.

    Rocky’s words echo in the back of my mind: “Grace would be perfect at take many ♪♪♫.”

    I jam the dissection probe through the shell.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    So hot wtf

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    "Here," said Healy. She held out a lighter and clicked it on.

    “What are you, my boyfriend or something?” said Holland.

    Healy hesitated for a moment, while Holland slouched harder against the wall behind her and tried to convey through her eyeballs, I’m just an innocent little heterosexual, it would be an awful shame if some sinister old lesbian seduced me later tonight.

    Healy, thank God, caught Holland’s drift and leaned in closer. She cupped her hand around Holland’s to shield the lighter from the summer breeze until the tip of the cigarette caught.

    “You in the market for a boyfriend, March?”

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Really good f/f genderswap healymarch, characters are lit spot on. Hot too

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    “Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?” 

    “Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”

    (or: the long, bumpy road to the truth) 

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Umr urm yeah

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Etho blatantly stares at him, ears slowly turning bright pink.

    Okay, Bdubs thinks, and finds himself grinning, warmth uncurling inside him. It feels, weirdly, like rediscovering something. Like he’s been fumbling around in the dark and has finally found the lightswitch. Okay. Yeah, okay.

    Despite the death games, Bdubs can put love above self-preservation. For Etho, it's the other way around.

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    12 May 2026

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    Life series ethubs