Too_pretty_forthis_mess



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    Me putting Peter through the wringer, pretty much. You don't need to read in any particular order although it would probably make more sense if you did. Enjoy :)

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Peter should have known that something was wrong when he found a place he could afford.

    He should have also known that something was off the second she said the price - not in a dramatic, gut-punch, spider-sense kind of way - no alarms blaring in his head, no prickling at the back of his neck - but in a quieter, more I’m-getting-scammed-somehow way. The kind that came from years of stretching rent money, from scrolling listings at two in the morning and doing depressing math in his head.

    New York didn’t do “cheap.” Not like this, at least, and definitely not without a catch.

    Still, he followed the real estate agent inside.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    You guessed it, another field trip fic. It's pretty similar to literally every other field trip fic out there. Harley Keener and Peter are dating in this one though.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When Harley Keener moves to New York for his last year in high school, he comes with one mission: Mess. With. Everyone.

    Somewhere between convincing Captain America that he is actually Spider-Man, and seeing just how many robots he can sneak into his new school, Harley finds himself spending more and more time around a certain boy with more secrets than he could ever have guessed.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Harley knew how to work his way around a colorless world. He just wanted to meet his soulmate for the sake of convenience.

    Peter Parker dreads the day he'll see color. He avoids eye contact and pushes people away if they get too close.

    In a monochromatic world, these two teens do all they can to hold off their feelings.

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    21 Jun 2026