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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    24 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    In which Shane Hollander gets dumped in La Banquise at 9pm on a fucking Thursday

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya steels himself. He thinks of running around Moskva River, obsessed with Shane Hollander and the sad look on his face, and knows if he doesn’t ask it’ll gnaw at him like a dog with a bone.

    “Hollander,” he starts.

    “Shane,” Shane corrects, a little bratty, and Ilya’s helpless. He fucking smiles back.

    “Shane,” he continues firmly, “listen, about Vegas—”

     
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    Ilya's an overthinker. Of course he overthinks his relationship with Shane Hollander.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Shane flailed a bit in the silence. He didn’t use to, because a prolonged silence between them used to mean the natural end of a chirp exchange, of a hookup, of a conversation. But this wasn’t an adrenaline-laced driveby on the ice, or a guarded fuck and goodnight. This was their relationship, and despite the leaps they’d made over the summer, it was becoming clear that it was still a fragile thing. One that needed to be nurtured.

    He pressed the heel of his palm over his eye, hoping it would help push back the anxiety. It didn’t, really. Maybe only one thing would.

    “I want to see you,” Shane said, and heard Ilya exhale three hundred miles away like he was releasing his own tension.

    “I want to see you, too,” he replied quietly.
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    Post-cottage pre-season 2017 and the calls are getting curt, so Shane fixes it in the only way he knows how.

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    03 Jun 2026