TheSunAndTwoStars



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    reginald:

    choke

     

    jam:

    i mean

    if you’re offering…

     

    siriyas:

    AYO????

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    aka the one where reg moves in with the marauders. they’re all gay and chaos ensues.

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    04 May 2026

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    "How miraculous that I can go basically anywhere. How miraculous, the door, the wings, the recycled air. How miraculous, flight is just a fall that never finds the ground." — Neil Hilborn

     

    Padfoot: care to explain yourself?
    Prongs: i have no idea what you're talking about
    Padfoot: maybe about you sticking your tongue in my brother behind my back?

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    Just when James Potter thought he had his life on track, Regulus Black walked into it. James finally started dating the gorgeous Lily Evans, but that wasn’t the only reason he couldn’t afford to think about Reggie in that way. Regulus Black was, after all, his best friend’s’ brother.

    - Jegulus text-fic with a little bit of Jily, Wolfstar and Dorlene :)
    - Mostly just stupid jokes and Jegulus falling in love
    - Also James having a sexuality crisis
    - Fuck JKR, obv

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    03 May 2026

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    [7:22 p.m] Reginald
    Some random guy texted me a dick pic, life’s only going downwards, help


    [7:27 p.m] Bartemius
    oh no you poor soul
    was it at least a good dick?


    [7:28 p.m] Dora the explorer
    Don’t listen to barty, did you tell him to piss off?


    [7:28 p.m] Barty’s wife
    No wait
    Barty is so right
    Share with the class, Black



    [7:29 p.m] Reginald
    I’m not sending you this guy’s dick, you guys are just horny

    or James sends a dick pic to the wrong number.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    “Anything else you need to borrow?”

    “Yes,” James pants a little out of breath. “Your name.”

    “You want to borrow my name?” The pretty neighbour crosses his arms and leans against his door frame. “How are you planning on giving it back to me?”

    James sucks his lower lip between his teeth and considers the question only for a second. “Screaming, later, if you want me to.”

    or: James finds out his new neighbour is very pretty, Regulus finds out his new neighbour is very bad at baking, and both find a lot of excuses for James to knock on Regulus' door again

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    22 Apr 2026

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    When famous TV chef Sirius Black is publicly outed and needs to escape the London paparazzi, he heads to a very rural B&B in Northumberland where he's astonished to taste the most delicious almond croissant he's ever tasted and simply must meet the chef. Featuring falling in love, snowy hikes, seeing the stars, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, unconventional families, letters to Father Christmas, wishes coming true, finding authenticity, getting to the heart of things, and lots and lots of food.

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    19 Apr 2026