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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Tailgate reads the flyer aloud “Friday Dance Fiesta! Prepare your ports* for the first ever FFF at Swerve’s! Fifth cycle this orn after last shift. Award to be presented for most impressive performance.”
    Swerve adds, “Ultra Magnus forced me to add the footnote clarifying it’s intake ports being referred to.”
    Tailgate says “I think you have a typo here; dance doesn’t start with an F.”
    “Magnus forced me to change that too. He said I was verboten from using the word I originally had. He actually said verboten.”

    Bring your consent forms and your lube, there’s a party at Swerve’s. There’ll be good vibes, bad decisions and even worse jokes.

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Funniest transformers fic award

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    V1 describes the stars to Gabriel.
    To the best of its ability...

    Gabriel is almost fully blind after his holy light got cut off.
    First fanfic, kinda nervous.

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    16 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    UEEEEEE IM SOBBBIGB

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Starscream is a liar. A traitor. Someone to be ignored and ridiculed. Those are the rules.

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    20 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Starscream is distinctly neurodivergent

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    What do you get when you mix an Autobot CMO with a Constructicon's 'die if you want for all I care' attitude? The biggest blowup in medical history.

    When the Decepticons, desperate for somebot who actually knows how to do repairs, kidnap Ratchet, he's fairly sure this is the end. At least until he sees how their medic, Hook, treats patients. With rescue pushed far from his processor, Ratchet sets to teaching the smug perfectionist proper medical procedure by hook or by crook, dragging the rest of his gestalt along with him.

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    20 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ratchets BAMF's his way to having a gaggle of decepticon kids

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    The Ferrymen are celebrating the birth of one of their own, and Gabriel has come to honor them, dressed in ceremonial white and gold. It's a peaceful night in Hell. . . until a cloaked V1 boards the ferry, and Gabriel recognizes the blue plating beneath stolen sleeves.

    In an attempt to remain peaceful, they both watch the celebration, until it's time for the Dancing. . and Gabriel couldn't help but take advantage of V1's clear lack of knowledge when it comes to Dancing... but things.. change

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    04 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gabviel dancing oughhh