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    Chinese Translation of Repossession by dreamsofspike. Link to the original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19710115

    Crowley和Aziraphale的秘密恋情已经维持了十四年,天堂和地狱都蠢到没能察觉——或许只是他俩这样认为而已。天使和恶魔很快都会意识到,天堂比地狱更残忍。

    译者的警告:A/C斜线有意义,文中有详细描写G对C的强暴和虐待,不喜勿入。

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    13 May 2026

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    Once is a mistake, twice is terrible judgment, three times is enemy action. After four times, it might just be something worse.

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    What if Scott hooked up with Ilya during the summer of 2010 entirely by accident, then kept doing it on purpose.

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    06 May 2026

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    So you're the local himbo, but then another himbo moves into that old abandoned farmhouse on the outskirts of town. Fellas, wyd?

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    17 Aug 2023

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    Fix-It fic for Larry Townsend's The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: Three years after witnessing the nude-gladiatorial waterfall death of his beloved Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James Moriarty, the Napoleon of Crime and the Caligula of London (and after ending his sad liasion with Moriarty's last rentboy Friedl), Dr. Watson receives an invitation to return once more to the legendary hardcore sex club the Diogenes. What could the reason be? What would the voyeuristic leather-master Mycroft Holmes possibly want with his brother's grieving widower? Could it have something to do with the Ron Adair murder?

    Larry Townsend ended his 1971 porn pastiche with his version of "The Final Problem" and never wrote a version of the "Empty House" reunion. This is my pale attempt to imagine what that might have been like. Townsend had a style that was both luridly pornographic and passionately emotional - I tried to do it justice.

    Also a fill for this prompt at Sherlock Kink Meme! Huge thanks to my beta Iwantthatcoat!

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    28 Apr 2023