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Hermione Granger’s life is not unhappy.
That is the problem.
She is Minister for Magic, wife, mother, reformer, survivor. Her marriage is good. Her home is good. Her work is important. Everything functions.
Then Scorpius Malfoy enters her office: nineteen years old, dangerously gifted, impossibly controlled, and selected to represent Britain in an international potioneering tournament already tangled in politics, press, and old blood.
He should be another responsibility.
Instead, he becomes the first challenge in years that Hermione cannot outwork, outthink, or outrun.
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19 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter is increasingly becoming obsessed with the fact that Neville Longbottom is nice to everyone but him. Something changed after the Department of Mysteries and now every attempt Harry makes at conversation is met with hostility he cannot fix.
What the hell did he do to make Neville hate him? And why does he even care so much?!
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28 Jun 2026
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“Lucius,” she whispered.
He waited.
She bit her lip. This was it.
“Do you feel it too?”
A pause.
“Yes.”
When Hermione accidentally touches an ancient marriage rite, she finds herself in Lucius Malfoy's bedroom.
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26 Jun 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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03 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter didn't know he needed a slave until he saw a certain blond at the slave auction and bought him. He got much more than he bargained for.
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29 May 2026