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Well, so I took a semester off from school, and then I took another semester off, and so at that point, if you’re doing the math, I’d taken a year off. My parents thought I was going back this fall, so I told them I was heading to school and I really came here. To see you.SEOKJIN
(ostensibly in answer to JEONGGUK, but really in the broader existential sense)
...Why me?JEONGGUK
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"'I do cause her a lot of trouble,' Tae mutters, twisting her hands on the table. 'I just...she’s so nice to me. Idon’twannafuckitup.'
'You are the most powerful diviner of the past century,' says Seojun patiently. 'You’ve probably saved her life at least five times, three of which were because you were saving the lives of every person in the four realms at once and she happened to be living on earth. I doubt she’s being nice to you out of pity.'"Tae's got to keep the fabric of spacetime from rupturing while her friends attempt to save the universe by getting married. As if all this weren't enough, well, there's also her very inconvenient feelings for Jin.
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- Part 3 of Nearly Witches
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“'Why the hell are you bothering with all of this?' says Yoonji, crossing her arms. 'I’m no diviner, but I don’t think you need to resort to amateur theatrics to get that girl to be interested in you.'
'I wish I could believe that you’re not just saying that so I won’t drag you into more of my plans,' says Jimin, 'but I do not. Can't believe you got carried and petted. Unfair.'
'Well, maybe next time you should be the one in need of rescuing, you ungrateful little–' Yoonji breaks off when she sees the look on Jimin’s face. 'Wait. No. Don’t actually do that. Fuck.'”Mediwitch Park goes to lengths (read: hell) to get Detective Jeon's attention. Against all odds, it works.
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- Part 2 of Nearly Witches
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"'What the hell is going on,' says Jin. 'Is someone hurt?'
'You didn’t call me down here just for a regular old vibe check, did you?' Tae says, setting Yeontan down.
'No,' Yoonji says, lifting her chin. 'We need some real divination from you tonight. Namjoo is missing.'"Magic should make it simpler to deal with one's feelings. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.
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- Part 1 of Nearly Witches
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"In a truly shocking turn of events, Yoonji hears Hobi when she comes in.
In this instance, 'a truly shocking turn of events' can also be read to mean 'an extremely intentional manner that Yoonji carefully set up.'
Creative liberties."Yoonji and Hobi are very lucky. They get a lot of time to love each other.
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as the constellations in the night sky by northofallmusic (tofsla) for TheDameJudiWench
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2021
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Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian, deep in the Sunshot Campaign, walk into a trap—which is far more effective than the people who set it could have imagined.
A study of the downsides of concealing your weaknesses well.
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- Part 1 of constellations
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08 Jan 2022
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Say So by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2021
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Wei Wuxian is hit with a sexy curse that can only be broken by fucking or dying horny about it. In a last-ditch effort to preserve the paper-thin plausible deniability protecting his enormous crush on Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian attempts to choose ‘dying horny about it.’ He fails on all counts.
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08 Jan 2022
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Soojin is in her last year of college the first time she cuts her hair short.
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02 Nov 2021
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come take it (if you want a piece of me) by babyblue (rhnull)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Aug 2018
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Jimin forces Jungkook to make a Tinder, and there's no way that profile of Kim Namjoon is real.
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30 Aug 2021
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Serves to confirm my belief that Jeongguk POVs have the absolute funniest prose.
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“Well,” Namjoon says. “We can agree to disagree on this one, and put the whole thing behind us. We were both weird at Pizza Peel, let’s never speak of it again.”
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13 Aug 2021