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    Sakura is the student of one of the most powerful ninja ever, but since Naruto and Sasuke left, she's still the only Genin in Konoha without a team!

    She's lonely and longing for a mission. Her prayer is answered by a teen beauty queen with iconic pink hair. She requests a kunoichi stand in for her at an upcoming pageant because she's being threatened. Kakashi is along for the ride.

    A miss congeniality AU in which Sakura is a teenage Sandra Bullock and Kakashi is Michael Caine.

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    Toni does not remember the last time she has been this nervous about anything. Which is ridiculous considering she has been on stage in a bikini, played Born This Way on fucking water glasses and saved the lives of numerous people on national television, including the life of the person who happens to be the cause of her restlessness.

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    After the events of the pageant finale, Toni and Shelby finally manage to go out on a date together.

    This is a oneshot connected to Miss Congeniality; however, you don't need to read that to understand what's going on here. It's really just a lot of Shoni fluff and I'm gonna give a quick breakdown of the story in the notes.

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    Title given to the nation's most eligible and inspirational Omega.

    The FBI's SoCal Special Investigative Unit is assigned a high-profile case against the Board Leader of America’s Sweetheart pageant Kate Sommerset for money laundering, rigging the competition, and helping the nation's most nefarious organization in trafficking and pimping out omegas.

    Cue the department's only hope in infiltrating such a high-profile operation: Stiles Stilinski, the most ill-fitted omega to ever qualify for such a prestigious event. Luckily he has government ties and Lydia Martin on his side to have him pageant-ready in one week.

    ...wait, WHAT?!

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    Marcel Edwards is confident in his role as an Intelligence Agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in New York City.

    That is until their newest case has him stepping out of his comfort zone and onto the runway, undercover, at New York Fashion Week. Now, under the direction of Agent Louis Tomlinson, it’s up to Marcel to get his hands on the new drug that’s been making the rounds in the elite circles of the rich and famous and find out where the hell it’s coming from.

    With the help of a team of professionals and a pseudonym like Harry Styles, what could go wrong?

    Or an AU loosely based on Miss Congeniality.

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    “Damn it,” Alex grumbles, kicking at an empty chair until it skids across the floor. “Come on, guys. There has to be someone who can go undercover. Any woman under 30 at this bureau who can put on some makeup and twirl in a circle.”

    And then all eyes, inexplicably, go to Kara.

    “Who?” Kara asks, looking back and forth between Alex and Vasquez and surreptitiously brushing the Cheeto dust from her pants. “Who is it, guys?”

    But Alex and Vasquez just keep staring at her silently, matching grins on their faces, and after a few seconds the horrible truth dawns on her. Kara blinks, looking down at herself and then back up at them.

    “But…I’m 31?”

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    To help her sister foil an attack on the Miss United States pageant, Kara needs to go undercover. There’s only one problem – she’s never been ladylike a day in her life. What starts as a reluctant favour leads Kara to real friendship, growth, and Lena Luthor, all under the watchful eye of the pageant spotlight.

    OR OR

    The Miss Congeniality AU.

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    FBI Agent Toni Shalifoe has to go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent the Dawn of Eve terrorist group from bombing the event.

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    A Miss Congeniality / The Wilds crossover with the storyline taken from the movie just with a lot fewer men.

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    When the Miss Westeros pageant receives a terrorist threat, Agent Brienne Tarth finds herself in the most difficult deep cover she's ever been: beauty queen. As if her job isn't already hard enough, now she has to do it in heels and a ballgown.

     
    The Miss Congeniality!AU we all wanted.

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    "'Could you lay off me for one second?'
    'Could you listen to me for one op and not do something stupid that could get you fired and/or killed? You think I like having to save your ass every damn day of my life?'
    'I like the use of ‘and/or’ there,' JK says drily. 'Like the implication that I could possibly get killed, then fired. Posthumous demotion. Also, like you’d care if I died.'
    'I optimize my chances of guessing right. And of course I’d care,' Yoonji says; JK’s eyes flick to her of their own accord. 'Who would I nag? I’d have so much pent-up aggression.'"

    Agent JK Jeon hates a lot of things that Yoonji Min, the voice in her earpiece, does. Convincing her to go undercover in this stupid pageant doesn't even break the top five.

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    Emma and Killian have been teammates for a while now. He flirts; she rebuffs him. And it doesn’t mean anything... right?

    A little Miss Congeniality-inspired AU, because just for once I wanted the scene where the girl gets dressed up and the guy suddenly takes notice to go differently.

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    He is beauty. He is (somehow) grace. He'll punch you in the face.

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    A Miss Congeniality!AU where Iwaizumi Hajime is a detective, who gets assigned to an undercover mission where he'll pose as a pageant contestant. Oikawa, his partner and best friend, helps (and annoys him) along the way.

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    The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.

    Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!

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    “It’s lucky you’re here actually, Malik. They figured out the riddle from the church.” Anthony shuffled papers on his desk as Zayn snapped to attention. “The next victim is a contestant of the upcoming Mr. UK pageant. It’s a great breakthrough, but we have a slight problem.”
    Zayn looked to Liam for answers, but it was obvious this was the first he’d heard of it too. “Which is?”
    “We’re going to need someone to go undercover, and it’s going to be you.”
    Liam’s hand fell to the back of Zayn’s chair with a thump.

    A darker Miss Congeniality AU that follows Zayn and Liam, MI5 agents, partners since training and best friends, as they race to stop a serial killer. When Liam makes a tactical call that backfires and almost gets Zayn killed during a raid, he refuses to let Zayn be the one to put himself at risk when all signs point to an upcoming pageant for the serial killer’s next target. While everyone around them seems to be hiding something and they're forced further apart, Liam and Zayn need to find the person responsible, protect each other with everything they have, and figure out why everything suddenly feels different between them.

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    Lydia and Derek have a begrudging but much-needed heart-to-heart about the man only one of them's in love with.

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    It's either desk duty and a review hearing, or...

    Stiles goes undercover as Gracie Lou Freebush from New Jersey at the Miss United States Pageant, with the help of his partner (who's enjoying this way too much), his long-distance banshee girlfriend, and his drag queen friends who are politely ignoring all the supernatural talk.

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    The FBI has a running case with the nationwide blackmail-terrorist who identified himself in the press as “Abaddon”. Due to all evidence given, Abaddon is a Christian fundamentalist, who up to now, mostly threatened people living a in his opinion “non-bible-conform” lifestyle. Also institutions had been targeted by him in the past, such as abortion-clinics, LGTBQ+-supportive organizations and authors of bible-critical books and their publishing Companies.

    One day a new threatening letter is published in several forums in the internet. Abaddon’s newest target is the “Mister Pride Contest” that will take place in Lebanon/Kansas in four weeks.

    The FBI needs to investigate and for that matter their best chance to find the most information is to bring someone of their own into the contest. Incognito of course.
    After a short vote social outsider Agent Castiel Novak finds himself in the “lucky” position to attend the contest as Jimmy Louis Freebush.
    But he has to be prepared for ne has no idea what all this “nonsense” is about. A trainer is hired to help him learn the perks. The trainer comes in form of Ex-beauty-contest Winner Dean Winchester…

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    When the Miss United States Pageant is targeted by a terrorist known only as The Citizen, the FBI has no choice but to put one of their agents undercover in the pageant as a contestant.

    Unfortunately, the only agent in the entire bureau who fits the very specific profile of female, not pregnant, and allegedly looks good in a bikini is one Karen Page.

    She doesn’t own a dress—she doesn’t even own a brush.

    This has all the makings for the worst assignment, ever.

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    Daniel and Seongwoo are partners and close friends working on the special force 101 Unit which solves dangerous cases that stations have difficulty solving. After making a big mistake that gets him suspended, Seongwoo is desperate to prove he's a worthy member of the force and get back on the field. Daniel gets the chance to become team leader, convincing Captain Jisung that if Seongwoo does well going undercover in a beauty pageant that he will be forgiven.

    Note: Largely based off the Miss Congeniality movie. Ong is only dressed as a girl, not actually a girl.

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    When a charity male beauty pageant starts receiving threats against the contestants, Pepper Potts decides to find a way to keep the men safe and prevent the charity pageant from being cancelled. With the help of Darcy Lewis, the two women sign up an undercover contestant of their own: recently unbrainwashed and decidedly cranky (and extremely attractive) Bucky Barnes. Will the two women be able to get Barnes pageant ready? Will he make it to the final round and discover who's behind the mysterious threats? Will he be able to resist falling for Darcy as she coaches him how to be a human being again?

    Will Sam Wilson laugh so hard he has a coronary when he sees Barnes strut his stuff across stage like an oiled up, prized show horse?

    Keep reading to find out!

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    Sansa blows some frizzy strands of hair out of her eyes and angrily chews her food. Dressed in a hoody, khaki green cargo pants and her favourite, well-worn pair of sneakers, she isn’t here to make friends. Her ensemble allows for her to strap her Glock to her ankle for easy access in the event things turn sour. And they always turn sour, at least in her experience.

    . . .

    A Jonsa Miss Congeniality AU

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    1/?
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    8
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    After freezing up at a crucial moment during a mission and getting another agent shot, FBI Special Agent Will Graham knows his job is on the line. So when his partner, Agent Katz, offers him a chance to redeem himself by catching the madman targeting the Miss United States Pageant, Will knows he doesn't have a choice. Even if it means putting on a dress.

    With the help of former drag queen turned pageant coach, Hannibal Lecter, the scruffy, bearded Will is plucked, tucked, cinched, and painted to blend in with the other contestants. But as he hunts for a dangerous killer, Will faces other perils he never expected: his fears of being stared at; the unfamiliar world of female bonding; walking in heels; and, most unnervingly of all, the attention of a demanding pageant coach who may be harboring some deadly secrets... and the fact that Will might be falling in love with him.

    Someone's about to learn that they should never mess with an agent in a dress.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
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    145
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    29
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