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  1. Public Bookmark 67

    Renunciation by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    11 Aug 2023

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    Beelzebub's monotonous day in Hell takes a turn when a naked, amnesiac Archangel shows up with a cardboard box and no idea where he is.

    [Or: Gabriel actually takes the elevator all the way down to Hell at the first try.]

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

    Love At 100th Sight. by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF  

    29 May 2026

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    Alastor, 31, is an old-fashioned, meticulous patisserie owner in upstate Manhattan. Then there's Vincent, a cocky, arrogant, and "rich with daddy's money" 24 year old finance bro, who usually sticks to New York’s high society.... but somehow keeps showing up at Alastor’s shop every morning (not for coffee). Will they fuck? Yes. Will they fall for each other? Maybe. Will they ever admit it? Absolutely not.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

    Laugh along by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    30 May 2026

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    What if when Alastor laughed at Vincent after the business proposal, Vincent laughed along with him instead of having a panic attack? What if Vincent made an excuse, and Alastor and him are still friends by the end of the night?

     

    idk what this is man, it’s late and I’m tired-

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

    The Radio Demon Allure by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    25 May 2026

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    Vox is convinced Alastor is an irresistible force of nature with tragic allure. Everyone else knows he's a walking disaster with a smile, a body count, and an active interest in ruining lives. Velvette calls it a PR nightmare. Valentino calls it monetization potential. Vox calls it love.

    Unfortunately, Vox is the one with access to the Tower's Wi-Fi and absolutely no sense of self-preservation.

    Or, in which Vox looks at a homicidal Radio Demon and sees a femme fatale, and Velvette watches in real time as their brand slowly catches fire.

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    25 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

    Welcome to hell by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    20 May 2026

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    "Oh, ancient spirit of the airwaves, master of frequencies and ruler of the radio..."
    It was absolutely ridiculous... Vincent Whittman was sitting in the center of some fucking circle in the middle of a fucking dead hospice, reading some fairy tales for fanatics!
    "…appear before me, Alastor, the Radio Demon, and hear my words..."

    "What a lack of respect," came a voice from nowhere. The old radio that Vincent had placed inside the circle came to life on its own, hissing and wheezing, and then a distorted but strikingly beautiful voice poured out of the speakers.
    "As a news anchor, you're a complete failure. I suggest you work on your diction, as it's quite abominable." The folio rustled as it opened to a page depicting a creature with an endless smile.

    OR
    Vincent makes a deal with the demon Alastor to go down the corporate ladder straight to hell

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    15 May 2026