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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit on stools in the Centaurs’ locker room. They are wearing each other’s jerseys, and Ilya has a large pink heart painted on his left cheek. Shane has a smattering of silver sparkly heart freckles across his nose.]

    Harris: (off camera) Okay, boys. As the Centaurs’ resident power couple, we’re going to ask you twenty couples questions in honor of our Valentine’s Day game coming up!

    Ilya: Oh, good. Shane loves questions. He has a million for every possible situation. Are you sure you don’t want him to lead the interview? 

    Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov.

    Harris: Glad we got that out of the way early.

     

     

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    10 Jul 2026

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    When Luca crashes into Blayne Stickner on the ice during his first ever family skate, he swears he's too embarrassed to ever talk to the man again. But when he finds out Blayne is one of the team's physical therapists and his usual gal gets sick for a couple weeks, he's going to have to learn how to handle having Blayne's hands on him in a very... professional matter. Cause that's all this is. There is no way he's falling here.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    This, Shane thinks to himself, is what love is. Love is driving through Boston traffic for the first time in his boyfriend's sports car. Love is listening to his boyfriend's devilish voice in his ear. Love is washing his boyfriend's hair and knowing he would brush his teeth for him if things came down to that.

    or, during the year between the cottage and Ottawa, Ilya gets sick and Shane's a good boyfriend about it.

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    15 Jun 2026